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‘The flight attendants were so apologetic’: Woman boards WestJet plane. Now she’s calling their new seats ‘unsafe and absurd’

By Jan 11th
Family of 4 gets kicked off JetBlue plane after system glitch. What follows is a 14-hour nightmare at Fort Lauderdale airport with no refund in sight

By Jan 9th
6’3” Canadian passenger boards WestJet plane. Then he takes his seat—and immediately demands answers from the airline: ‘Medically this is dangerous’

By Jan 2nd
‘You can actually face criminal charges for this’: Airplane passenger chooses the Exit Row—but she says she won’t help

By Jan 1st
‘I would never think to bring my heavy cup on a trip like that…’: Connecticut flight attendant suffers fractured foot after customer mistake on plane

By Jan 1st
‘That’s an insane use of free will’: Passenger looks over at man in seat next to them on flight. They can’t believe what he’s doing to pass the time

By Dec 26th
Flight attendant speaks out after ‘terrifying’ flight from Sacramento to Denver. Viewers thank her for her ‘honesty’: ‘This is why I avoid Denver’

By Dec 24th
‘The entitlement of people with kids baffles me’: Woman settles into her first-class seat on flight. Then a mom approaches her

By Dec 23rd
‘They are supposed to do that’: Woman takes ‘airline-approved’ baby car seat on Frontier flight. Then a flight attendant grabs the seat—6-month-old and all

By Dec 5th
‘I would never speak again’: Dallas flight attendant learns the hard way to never make small talk with passengers after interaction with man

By Dec 1st
Donald Trump’s transportation secretary wants you to ditch the pajamas and slippers at the airport to solve air travel chaos

By Nov 26th
‘Not to mention that 11-hour Uber’: Woman’s Newark to Charleston flight gets delayed. Then a fellow passenger loses it

By Nov 19th
‘It worked’: D.C. woman doesn’t have time to check her bag. Then she comes up with a genius lie at the gate

By Oct 28th
‘You should follow her home, buddy’: Woman puts her hand on man’s airplane seat. Then he touches it

By Oct 26th
‘I would have NEVER ate it if I had known’: Chicago woman downs whole Smuckers Uncrustables on flight. Then flight attendant makes an alarming announcement

By Oct 5th
‘Why did I get sat next to him?’: Woman says she had to take care of stranger’s child on 10-hour flight. She helped put him to sleep, eat 2 of his meals

By Sep 24th
‘That perk at the end just nullified all complaints’: Los Angeles man books 13-hour international flight on Norse Atlantic Airways. Then he finds an unexpected door

By Sep 21st
‘Is this like a thing? I’m so confused’: Southwest Airlines pilot hangs out window to clean plane window with Sprite. Why?

By Aug 13th
‘Babe, I saved us a bunch of money’: Wife books family’s flights. Then her husband sees where she’s sitting

By Jun 28th
‘They don’t have good intentions’: Man reveals the real reason you should never switch seats with someone on a plane

By Jun 26th