‘A narcissist’: Donald Trump gets asked about attending a funeral and pulls a 180 to talk about his vote numbers

‘They care so much about life until life actually shows up’: Jasmine Crockett lashes out at the Republicans again, this time for using religion as propaganda

‘Classic deflection’: Donald Trump is insulting a female journalist again, this time for asking about his MRI results

'Remigration now': Kristi Noem pulls the classic Trump minion move. Ignore the tough questions and hope nobody notices

'Marty Supreme' review: Timothée Chalamet shines as an arrogant yet thrilling ping pong champ

5/5 ping pong balls

Trump is taking the unprecedented step of canceling 92% of Biden’s executive orders, based on flimsy Autopen claims

'Not going to end well': Marco Rubio warned us about Trump’s trap in 2016, but guess who’s now stuck in it

24% of his time on the golf course and $70 million wasted, but Donald Trump wants you to believe he’s the hardest-working president

‘We all know’: Pete Hegseth is under formal investigation for ‘war crimes’, but people think he will be excused

10 Cyber Monday deals for the Chronically Online

In which I propose we all help each other log off (after checking out)