We Set up a Hotline to Help You Reject Creepy Men
For when he just won't go the hell away.
Are you tired of giving out your number to creeps just to get them out of your face? Well, do we have the answer for you! Instead of getting yet another Google Voice account, just use our new The Mary Sue Rejection Hotline. When the object of your frustration dials #(646) 926-6614, they will hear this lovely message:
“Oh hello there. If you’re hearing this message, you’ve made a woman feel unsafe and/or disrespected. Please learn to take no for an answer and respect women’s emotional and physical autonomy. K THANKKS.”
Also, because we know that pretty much no one actually makes calls anymore, there’s a text option. The text won’t be automatically sent, giving you enough time to GTFO, but it will be delivered to their inbox one hour later.
We would love to imagine that there won’t be many calls/text made to this voicemail, but we all know that won’t be the case. So to save yourself some embarrassment dudes, just learn that pestering a girl for her number is not a good look and if you do ask one time and she is reluctant, cut your losses. You will be better for it in the long run.
As for the ladies who will be using this number: We got y’all!
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