‘If the male loneliness epidemic was a comment section’: Men create list of qualities that make women ‘instantly unattractive.’ Then witches get a hold of it
It’s normal for people to have romantic preferences. However, those in the manosphere are known for taking their preferences that little bit too far. Oftentimes, their requirements are rooted in misogyny and reveal a lot more about them than it does about the kind of partner they’re seeking.
Back in August, user Zazay (@thatboyzazay) posted a TikTok that amassed 784,400 views. The clip consisted of a picture with on-screen text inviting men to share what they find “instantly unattractive” in women.
A TikTok witch reacts to misogyny
In turn, women were unimpressed by the kinds of comments that TikTokers were leaving. It didn’t take long for internet witch, Jordan Dwayne (@jordanthegreywitch), to pick up on it. Sharing a screenshot of the video’s comment section, she declared, “This entire list is incel repellent.”
She then read through a number of ‘dealbreakers.’
They included blue hair, “loud attitude,” “whatever Anne Hathaway has going on”, feminist, ‘woke,’ loud, liberal, and Democrat.
Several commenters also shared their dislike of septum rings and nose rings in general, with many of them pointing to the ‘septum ring theory.’ In short, this theory argues that if a woman has a septum ring, she is likely to hold misandrist and feminist beliefs. This, in turn, makes them unattractive.
In the comments of Dwayne’s TikTok, female users made one thing clear: a man’s preference would never stop them from doing what they wanted. Several TikTokers even shared images of their dyed hair and septum piercings. “It’s a good day to have blue hair,” one wrote. “Exactly why I have a septum ring,” another added. While a third asked, “Okay, can they leave us alone as they promised?”
Dwayne didn’t immediately respond to The Mary Sue’s request for comment via TikTok comment and email. Zazay didn’t immediately respond to The Mary Sue’s request for comment via TikTok comment.
@jordanthegreywitch ?“SepTum RinG Theory” THEORY ? #greenscreen ♬ Carmen Habanera, classical opera(1283412) – perfectpanda
Did Etsy witches kill Charlie Kirk?
This isn’t the first time that internet witches have caused havoc online.
In early September, Jezebel ran an article in which they revealed that they had paid Etsy witches to hex Charlie Kirk. Soon after, Kirk died of a gunshot wound during a speaking event.
Naturally, this caused the article (and Etsy witches in general) to blow up, which led to Jezebel issuing the following statement: “This story was published on Sept. 8. Jezebel condemns the shooting of Charlie Kirk in the strongest possible terms. We do not endorse, encourage, or excuse political violence of any kind.”
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