‘To the lady in the kitchen, dancing in your undies’: Mailman pleads with people to close their curtains after dark. Women’s response: ‘We do not care’
A mailman has an urgent message for women on his route: do not walk around your houses naked unless you want your local postal employee to see it.
“So around this time last year, I came to y’all as a grown mailman and asked politely if you could close your windows,” Michael Morgan II said in a video with 78,000 views. “You guys didn’t listen. So to the lady in the kitchen dancing in your undies, I [saw] you. You can’t dance, and I [saw it].”
To his surprise, a majority of the women in his comments section simply didn’t care if he saw them. They’re gonna keep dancing like no one’s watching.
What is the ‘We do not care club?’
Morgan was clearly uncomfortable encountering near-naked women on his routes, although he had a good laugh about it. Commenters quickly let him know that his discomfort was noted but not addressed. The girls simply “do not care” anymore.
One commenter said, “God forbid a girl just has some fun..” to which Morgan replied, “With the blinds closed would be nice.”
Another person joked, “Sir, you were delivering the curtains.” Morgan confirmed that he wasn’t, saying, “Nope, [they] still ain’t got none.”
One person even referenced a Melani Sanders video, saying, “We’re in the do not care club.” The “we do not care club” specifically refers to women in pre- or active menopause who “simply do not care anymore.”
“We do not care if our boobs hang low, and we can tie them in a bow,” Sanders said in one of her clips. “We do not care if the tag says hand-washed. It’s getting washed how it’s getting washed.”
Similarly, many women are in the “do not care club” because they simply don’t care if Morgan sees them undressed in the window.
@mailmanchronicles Y’all don’t listen #viral #trending #mailman #usps #fyp ♬ original sound – Michael Morgan II
Meta glasses–appropriate for a mailman’s route?
Some viewers noticed that Morgan was wearing Meta glasses in his video, which made them uncomfortable.
Meta glasses can record live audio and video, sending it straight to a person’s Meta app if they have a Wi-Fi connection. Consumers have generally grown more worried about the glasses, as they’ve been used to harass unsuspecting people in public spaces. Some argue that the glasses can be used to record “anywhere,” making them dangerous. One user reported social media accounts posting Meta footage deliberately going to beaches and “private” public spaces to attempt to record inappropriate videos of young women.
“I’m not ok with this message coming from someone wearing Meta glasses,” wrote one commenter.
Morgan humorously replied, “Exactly so do what you need to do before you end up on TikTok.”
The postal worker neither confirmed nor denied that he wears his Meta glasses on routes. While that raises many privacy concerns for users, that doesn’t necessarily appear to be the case with Morgan, who may have just been wearing the glasses while recording his video.
It is also illegal to record people with a reasonable expectation of privacy in states like California. Postal offices also have strict standards for their employees, and while they don’t specifically refer to “voyeurism,” the post office generally prohibits criminal or immoral misconduct.
So, Morgan is most likely joking about his Meta glasses, despite some worries from his audience. “[He has] Meta glasses, too. Y’all need to listen to this man,” said another viewer jokingly. Morgan replied, “Tell them again.”
The Mary Sue has reached out to Michael Morgan II for comment.
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