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Kim Kardashian isn’t a fan of the Etsy witch

Kim Kardashian

It’s always sad when somebody isn’t a believer. Sure, talent can only get you so far, but the true ruling force behind any good endeavor is a good Etsy witch. Or at least, that must be what Kim Kardashian said.

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Over the weekend, in a TikTok recap of Kris Jenner’s 70th birthday, Kardashian can be heard on the phone going in on the psychics who apparently told her she would pass the bar exam and become a lawyer, which she first mentioned wanting to do in 2019.

“All of the f—ing psychics that we have met with, and that we’re obsessed with, are all f—ing full of s—,” Kardashian said in the video while getting her hair and makeup done for the party. Honestly, one of the most relatable things she’s done.

She continued, “They all collectively, maybe four of them, have told me I was gonna pass the bar, so they’re all full pathological liars. Don’t believe anything they say.”

This comes off the news she announced on her Instagram stories over the weekend as well, where she revealed to her followers that she did not pass the bar exam like the Etsy witches promised. Do you think they offer refunds? Like, if you’re not satisfied with your spell or hex we offer a no-questions-asked refund guarantee?

“Well… I’m not a lawyer yet, I just play a very well-dressed one on TV. Six years into this law journey, and I’m still all in until I pass the bar,” she wrote. “No shortcuts, no giving up — just more studying and even more determination.”

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Rachel (she/her) is a freelancer at The Mary Sue. She has been freelancing since 2013 in various forms, but has been an entertainment freelancer since 2016. When not writing her thoughts on film and television, she can also be found writing screenplays, fiction, and poetry. She currently lives in Brooklyn with her cats Carla and Thorin Oakenshield but is a Midwesterner at heart. She is also a tried and true emo kid and the epitome of "it was never a phase, Mom," but with a dual affinity for dad rock. She also co-hosts the Hazbin Hotel Pod, which can be found on TikTok and YouTube.

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