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‘This happened to me last year with Nordstrom’: Ulta customer orders $200 perfume. Then she opens the box
‘He called your HUSBAND?’: Ohio woman plays ‘dark joke’ on male OB/GYN. She didn’t expect to get placed on a week-long psychiatric hold as a result
‘I was so gobsmacked’: New York woman’s Hinge date goes to the bathroom 15 minutes in. Then the hostess comes out to talk to her
‘I was in tears’: Texas bride-to-be drives 4 hours to Trois Estate for wedding venue tour. Then she arrives for her appointment with Vanessa
Woah! Fox News just did the unthinkable and called out a Trump accomplice

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‘This is so dystopian’: Man heads into Walmart to look at dishware. Then he notices the prices changing in front of him

By Stacy FernandezDec 16th

Spotlight

'It is illegal for you to do that’: Lululemon sends wrong package to Miami woman’s house. Then they say they’ll send someone to pick it up. They don’t realize she’s a law student

By Rachel ThomasDec 10th
‘Costco would never’: Denver woman buys herself a tennis bracelet from Sam’s Club. Then the store managers ‘test it’ when she goes to return it

By Rachel ThomasDec 16th
‘That poor kid’: Texas Woman says angry man ‘with red hat’ at H-E-B began yelling at her. Why did the worker kick HER out instead?

By Rachel ThomasDec 14th
‘I thought he was gonna buy you the purse’: Woman browses for new wallet in Coach store. Then a man walks up—and gags her

By Ljeonida MulabaziDec 15th

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Happening Now

Laura Dern and Will Arnett go deep on comedy for Is This Thing On

By Aaron PerineDec 17th

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'The Muppet Show' is returning just when we need it

By Rachel LeishmanDec 17th

We need Kermit and the gang now more than ever.
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Sorry to the Byler fans, it isn't looking good for this Stranger Things ship

By Aaron PerineDec 17th

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‘This was a school problem’: Trump blames Brown University for the shooting, claims reporters should ask questions to the school, not him or the FBI

By KopalDec 17th

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A Trump sympathizer is stirring controversy by asking all the wrong questions during a time of intense political turmoil

By Sanchari GhoshDec 17th

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Big on the Internet

‘They were all sold out within 45 minutes’: Texas Man walks into Sam’s Club. Then he notices all the shoppers carrying big, yellow boxes

By Alex SamuelsDec 18th

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'You missed the bag check': Woman flies to Phoenix at 6am. Then she gets told her bag will have to take a different Delta flight

By Gisselle HernandezDec 18th

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‘I love these type of sets for the airport’: Woman finds $22 set at Walmart. Shoppers are calling it an Aritzia, Skims dupe

By Alex SamuelsDec 18th

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‘I don’t know how to break the news’: They were planning a spring wedding. Then the doctor said something that changed everything

By Rebekah HardingDec 18th

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‘You should not be allowed to wear that at work’: Target shopper spots worker in red Charlie Kirk shirt. Then she confronts her

By Alex SamuelsDec 17th

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Happening Now

Laura Loomer is spreading a fake Rob Reiner tweet in a desperate bid to please her sadistic boss

By KopalDec 17th

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Mike Johnson awkwardly speed-walks away after refusing to address Trump’s Rob Reiner post

By KopalDec 17th

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JD Vance proudly accepts Susie Wiles’ conspiracy theorist tag and wears it like a badge of honor

By Sanchari GhoshDec 17th

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Mike Johnson can’t explain why anyone should vote for Trump — his best argument is that the man doesn’t sleep

By Sanchari GhoshDec 17th

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Kristi Noem just got called out for lying about military veterans, and the internet is rejoicing

By Sanchari GhoshDec 17th

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Do Not Miss

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'Girl...maybe call the police': 27-year-old woman who's never been in a long-term relationship meets someone. Then she learns something horrifying

By Stacy FernandezDec 17th