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‘Always Breaking Up’: Trump Calls Elon Musk ‘80 Per Cent’ Super Genius and ‘20 Per Cent’ He Makes Mistakes in New Video

By Jan 6th
Donald Trump Drags Venezuela’s Opposition Leader Machado for ‘Lack of Respect’ While She Tries to Hand Him Nobel Prize Glory

By Jan 6th
Marjorie Taylor Greene is attempting to shift focus to ‘domestic policies’ amidst Trump’s capture of Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro

By Jan 5th
Senator Lindsey Graham appears clueless as Trump claims to have ‘predicted’ the World Trade Center tragedy

By Jan 5th
Trump wants America to ‘run’ Venezuela for a while and explore its vast oil reserves following the capture of Nicolás Maduro

By Jan 5th
Adam Kinzinger wants to broker a deal with the Venezuelan military to put María Corina Machado in power

By Jan 5th
Donald Trump praises his son’s ability to, uh, turn on a laptop

By Jan 5th
‘Fafo’: The White House Has Given Trump Worshippers Another Childish Slogan to Chant Like a Mantra

By Jan 4th
Elon Musk is casually supporting imperial plans to take over Venezuela, Cuba, and Iran

By Jan 4th
Stephen Colbert would like to change bodies with Donald Trump for a hilarious reason

By Jan 4th
‘Joe finally making sense’: Joe Rogan is unhappy with how Donald Trump handled the ‘Rob Reiner thing’

By Jan 4th
‘What a spin’: Trump insults Jerome Powell, forgets he appointed the fed chair, and blames Biden for reappointing him

By Jan 3rd
One day in office and Zohran Mamdani has already pushed an annoying criminal out of New York City

By Jan 3rd
This Picture of Donald Trump and His Grandchild Is Weirdly Disturbing

By Jan 2nd
Pam Bondi Accidentally Praised Joe Biden on Social Media, Then Did Something Worse When She Realised

By Jan 2nd
An Arrested MAGA Individual Just Threatened a Judge by Saying He Would Call for Donald Trump

By Jan 2nd
Elon Musk Wants You to Ditch Your Doctors and Go to Grok Instead

By Jan 2nd
The President of the United States Can’t Tell a Falcon From a Bald Eagle, but Hey, He Aced His Cognitive Tests

By Jan 2nd
We Finally Know What Donald Trump Been High On — It’s Aspirin

By Jan 2nd
Laugh out loud, Steve Bannon just admitted he’d be put in prison if Democrats win midterms and 2028

By Dec 31st