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A U.S. veteran goes all guns ablazing against ICE for ‘disgracing’ the country, and asks them to get out

By Jan 16th
Donald Trump clarifies ‘whole milk’ starts with a ‘w,’ but he’s the only one who could think otherwise

By Jan 16th
Yet another Republican loses their sense of time, accusing Biden of ‘high’ prices despite Trump being president for a year

By Jan 16th
Minneapolis mayor is saying the quiet part aloud in condemning ICE and Donald Trump

By Jan 16th
‘Wow, that was fast’: Netizens have a lot to say as rumours arise about Tom Brady and Erika Kirk dating

By Jan 16th
‘Probably needed a drink too’: Ministers of Denmark and Greenland took a public smoke break after listening to Rubio and Vance’s bullshit

By Jan 16th
Rep. Robin Kelly announces impeachment efforts against Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem for ‘violating’ the Constitution

By Jan 15th
Governor of Pennsylvania Josh Shapiro is basically saying that JD Vance is Trump’s puppet in this new video, and he isn’t too far away from the truth

By Jan 15th
‘What the F—k Is Going On’: The USDA Just Posted Trump with a Milk Mustache and Everyone Wishes They’d Never Seen It

By Jan 14th
Donald Trump goes on a long rant about his own party members because they vote ‘against everything’

By Jan 14th
‘Genius sequence’: CNN’s Jake Tapper clocks Kristi Noem live, leaving her almost speechless

By Jan 14th
Archived footage unearthed by Jimmy Kimmel shows that Stephen Miller was always problematic

By Jan 14th
Oops! Trump wants Greenland, but Greenland does not want Trump or the United States

By Jan 14th
Philadelphia sheriff has some choice words for Donald Trump following Renee Nicole Good’s shooting by ICE agents

By Jan 14th
‘It was never about the drugs’: JD Vance’s first thought is ‘control’ and not welfare when speaking about the USA’s plans for Venezuela

By Jan 14th
Shameless Kristi Noem is dubbing the recent Minnesota incident as an ‘act of domestic terrorism’ and shifting blame away from ICE

By Jan 14th
The U.S. Department of Labor is openly using an imitation of the most popular Nazi slogan to supposedly promote patriotism

By Jan 14th
Karoline Leavitt claims the Democratic Party is protecting pedophiles while serving the worst one herself

By Jan 14th
‘That’s gonna be a big problem for him’: Trump openly threatens the premier of Greenland for his stand against United States

By Jan 14th
Donald Trump does a cheap emulation of Joe Biden’s cough as the audience turns speechless

By Jan 14th