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Mike Johnson calls ‘No Kings’ protestors ‘pro-Hamas’, and ‘Antifa’. People call it an assault on First Amendment

By Oct 18th
‘A Italian restaurant in my town sells Costco lasagna’: Midwest shopper goes to Costco. Then she finds the ‘exact’ shrimp tempura that restaurants use

By Oct 18th
‘Kinky date’: NYC woman asks first date to meet her at Magnolia Bakery. He can’t believe what she wants him to do

By Oct 18th
‘I’m sorry, places have a no tech policy??’: Woman gets kicked out of coffee shop for reading on an iPad. Then she notices another customer on a Kindle

By Oct 18th
‘Ur mom making it worse is SENDING ME’: Man flies from Miami to New Jersey. Then he survives the ‘flight from hell’

By Oct 17th
‘Overwhelming stupidity’: People troll RFK Jr as he says ‘trusting’ the ‘experts’ is not a feature of ‘democracy’

By Oct 17th
Donald Trump lies as he alleges seeing ‘beautiful black women’ in MAGA hats in Chicago

By Oct 17th
‘They’re in their 30s’: JD Vance terms ‘I love Hitler’ group as ‘edgy’, calls participants ‘young boys’

By Oct 17th
Putin’s still strumming Trump ‘like a guitar in a thrift store’ as the two plot another so-called Ukraine peace meeting

By Oct 17th
‘Dollar Tree of hotels’: Woman visits Las Vegas and stays at the Luxor. Then she gets ‘so, so scared’ by what she sees

By Oct 17th
‘Now I’m scared to use mine’: Woman buys the viral Halloween tote from Trader Joes. Then she sees what it did to her Owala water bottle

By Oct 17th
‘GROK can do it in 30 seconds’: Mike Johnson launches yet another excuse for not releasing the Epstein Files

By Oct 17th
‘Thats an Olive Garden breadstick’: Massachusetts woman buys $10 sub from Jimmy John’s. Then she opens the wrap

By Oct 17th
‘Far-right terror’: JD Vance speaks about’ left-wing political violence’ the same way others talk of the Republican Party

By Oct 17th
‘Grandpa’s sun downing’: Trump appears to have lost his hearing as well as is intellect as he’s asked about his own statements

By Oct 17th
As federal workers go unpaid, Donald Trump and his friends are pouring $250 million into a ballroom and monument

By Oct 17th
‘He got yanked down by the depths of hell’: 83-year-old MAGA senator Mitch McConnell fell down again, ironically when asked about ICE

By Oct 17th
‘You’re a teacher… you’re meant to TEACH’: Pilates instructor issues warning after new student struggled in class. Then a student responds

By Oct 17th
‘I would have freaked’: Orlando man accidentally returns fiancée’s real engagement ring to Amazon instead of her fake one. Then they reach out to Amazon

By Oct 17th
‘We just can’t send anything to the United States’: American in France tries to mail letters to the U.S. Then a worker tells her it’s impossible

By Oct 16th