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Trump reveals his mass deforestation plans as retaliation to Canada, says the US will grow its own lumber

By Oct 29th
‘Let’s normalize cleaning up before having company over’: Man goes to woman’s house. Then he sees something ‘disgusting’ on her table that causes him to leave

By Oct 29th
‘What exactly did you expect?’: Nashville woman orders $300 House of CB dress from Nordstrom. Then she sees how it was delivered

By Oct 29th
‘Dumbest man on the planet.’: AOC asks Trump about the Clock Drawing Test used to detect dementia after he challenged her to a ‘cognitive test’ match

By Oct 29th
‘The tea has been clocked’: AOC destroys right-winger activist Riley Gaines with a snarky comeback, and the internet cannot stop laughing

By Oct 29th
‘Are we great now’: ICE agents break 67-year-old Chicago runner’s ribs for trying to turn into his own driveway

By Oct 29th
‘NEVER tell your physician you are married’: Las Vegas woman marries ‘good’ man. Then he blocks her from getting hysterectomy

By Oct 28th
‘He’s losing money from South Korea’: In a turn of events, Trump reveals plans to bring back South Korean immigrants who ‘got out’ following ICE raids

By Oct 28th
‘Meta I hate u’: Arizona State University student gets hit on first week at school. Then she sees a video of it online

By Oct 28th
Donald Trump appears to be sleepwalking ‘like a drunk Frankenstein’s monster’ during the Ceremonial Inspection of Guards with the Japanese PM

By Oct 28th
‘They know what they’re doing’: Los Angeles waitress calls out customers who pay with cash and card at the same time—on the same bill

By Oct 28th
‘They are dehumanizing people’: People are shocked to learn that famous taco joint is closing after serving ICE agents for free

By Oct 28th
‘It worked’: D.C. woman doesn’t have time to check her bag. Then she comes up with a genius lie at the gate

By Oct 28th
‘Most corrupt President in American history’: Senator Patty Murray lashes out at Trump, says she has never seen a President so ‘unwilling’ to work with

By Oct 28th
‘Not in our Land’: Americans rise in their opposition to Trump as ICE agents racially profile Latinos and detain them

By Oct 28th
‘Is that even suitable for adults???’: Mom buys kids’ bandages. Then she notices something shocking written on it

By Oct 28th
‘I think maybe someone…is pranking you’: Texas Woman orders Coach bag from Nordstrom. Then she sees what got delivered

By Oct 28th
‘Shoving our closest ally straight into China’s arms’: GOP allies call Canada PM ‘traitor’ as he reveals plans to sign trade agreements with China

By Oct 27th
‘That burger may have saved your life’: Woman goes to Disney World with family. Then she ends up getting divorced because of this burger

By Oct 27th
‘I could not think of a man more worthy’: Elon Musk says Zohran Mamdani is the ‘future of the Democratic Party’

By Oct 27th