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‘Oldest excuse in the book’: Speaker Mike Jonson warns of ‘National security concerns’ if the Epstein Files are released unredacted

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Holy Cow! Nicki Minaj is flashing early signs of going full MAGA and potential Trump fan

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‘A lot of problems in the system’: Pope Leo XIV takes another swing at Trump’s failures

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‘Quiet, Piggy’: The President of the United States just insulted a female reporter

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Mike Johnson is bragging about Republicans continuing to lower costs, but seriously, when was day one of that plan?

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Wait, what year is it? Marjorie Taylor Greene just implied Donald Trump is a traitor after treating him like Jesus

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Donald Trump fantasizes about outpolling the Founding Fathers, but 76% of voters say he’s losing to inflation

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‘This is what corruption looks like’: Jasmine Crockett just exposed Kristi Noem for laundering tax funds into her campaign circle

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The world’s loudest narcissist just called himself ‘modest’ before bragging about imaginary achievements. Spoiler: it was Donald Trump

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‘Bellagio comped my entire trip’: Woman checks into The Venetian in Las Vegas. Then she notices something unusual about her room

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‘Poisoned everyone’: Virginia woman buys margarita mix from T.J. Maxx. Then all of her guests start getting sick

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‘OK that was actually way worse than I was expecting’: Walmart releases a ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’ T-shirt. Why is it so controversial?

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‘Jersey mikes ftw. They’ve never failed me’: Chicago man orders Sicilian Pizza Sandwich from Jimmy John’s. Then he takes a bite

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‘A lot of foods seem very off lately’: Retail worker unpacks Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, Twix, Kit Kat at his job for customers. Then he catches a whiff of it

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‘The McDonald’s of Italian food’: Texas Olive Garden customer says they were forced to tip $17.68 tip for to-go order that they picked up

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‘Dementia Dome’: Trump got roasted on SNL again, and the audience laughed so hard, you’d think they’d forgotten his ‘tremendous success’

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‘Did you think I wouldn’t notice’: Philadelphia man has ‘urgent message’ for Cheesecake Factory CEO after sneaking cheesecake slice into movies

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‘Fake news’: Donald Trump pulls out his favorite playbook to dodge questions about the Epstein Files

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2 Epstein Files texts and Trump drops Marjorie Taylor Greene like yesterday’s trash. Suddenly she’s not MAGA enough anymore

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‘Not to mention that 11-hour Uber’: Woman’s Newark to Charleston flight gets delayed. Then a fellow passenger loses it

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