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‘Maybe say hi back’: Single man complains about female hikers who don’t acknowledge him. And just like that, the internet’s newest main character was born
By
Rachel Thomas
Dec 1st
‘Mean-spirited, backward, schoolyard bully’: Donald Trump does not regret using the R-word on Tim Walz because he thinks there’s ‘something wrong’ with him
By
Sanchari Ghosh
Dec 1st
‘Biggest thing to happen’: Donald Trump’s math skills are as bankrupt as his casinos as he claims he’ll cut drug prices by 700%
By
Sanchari Ghosh
Dec 1st
‘Hobby Lobby is never the answer’: Woman goes to Michaels. Then she leaves empty-handed
By
Braden Bjella
Dec 1st
‘This is Trump’s mess, start to finish’: People think Trump is trying to throw Pete Hegseth under the bus, and it might be true after what he recently said
By
Sanchari Ghosh
Dec 1st
Donald Trump is blaming a former president’s drug trafficking conviction on Joe Biden amid pardon controversy
By
Kopal
Dec 1st
Oof, Donald Trump’s niece just dragged the entire family as ‘cruel’ and ‘selfish.’ Thanksgiving dinners must feel like a supervillain convention
By
Sanchari Ghosh
Dec 1st
‘I’m an independent contractor’: Illinois ‘midnight ballerina’ gets followed into her dressing room. Then she’s told she needs a doctor’s note to continue working
By
Rachel Thomas
Dec 1st
Donald Trump blaming Biden for immigration issues, but let’s not forget he’s the one who handed asylum to the National Guard shooter
By
Sanchari Ghosh
Dec 1st
David Letterman lashes out at Donald Trump, calls him a ‘dictator’ and ‘a wonder of idiocy’
By
Sanchari Ghosh
Dec 1st
‘A narcissist’: Donald Trump gets asked about attending a funeral and pulls a 180 to talk about his vote numbers
By
Sanchari Ghosh
Dec 1st
‘They care so much about life until life actually shows up’: Jasmine Crockett lashes out at the Republicans again, this time for using religion as propaganda
By
Sanchari Ghosh
Dec 1st
‘Classic deflection’: Donald Trump is insulting a female journalist again, this time for asking about his MRI results
By
Sanchari Ghosh
Dec 1st
‘Remigration now’: Kristi Noem pulls the classic Trump minion move. Ignore the tough questions and hope nobody notices
By
Kopal
Dec 1st
‘This is a married man who didn’t like something I posted online’: Man doxes Chicago woman. So she pulls an Uno reverse
By
Ljeonida Mulabazi
Dec 1st
‘I would have said let me out as soon as I saw’: California couple get in an Uber. Then they take a look around
By
Braden Bjella
Dec 1st
Trump is taking the unprecedented step of canceling 92% of Biden’s executive orders, based on flimsy Autopen claims
By
Kopal
Dec 1st
‘Not going to end well’: Marco Rubio warned us about Trump’s trap in 2016, but guess who’s now stuck in it
By
Kopal
Dec 1st
‘I would never speak again’: Dallas flight attendant learns the hard way to never make small talk with passengers after interaction with man
By
Gisselle Hernandez
Dec 1st
24% of his time on the golf course and $70 million wasted, but Donald Trump wants you to believe he’s the hardest-working president
By
Sanchari Ghosh
Dec 1st
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