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Trump’s way of guaranteeing obedience from the French PM is simple: impose a 200 per cent tariff on the country’s wines

By Jan 20th
SNL’s Colin Jost skewers Trump with a sly jab after RFK Jr.’s bizarre declaration of an ‘end to the war on protein’

By Jan 20th
Peak Trump logic: He fears Russia will invade Greenland but invites Putin to his ‘Board of Peace’

By Jan 20th
Trump’s Greenland fantasy crushed as a Greenland politician declares the territory can’t be bought by his white-powered cronies

By Jan 20th
Crybaby Donald Trump now pitching his Greenland invasion idea to Norway’s PM, with a ‘prize’ as the cherry on top

By Jan 20th
Woman dines alone at Maryland restaurant. She plans to tip more than 20% for her salmon dish. Then she sees the bill: ‘As a server absolutely not’

By Jan 20th
In a stunning display of self-sabotage, Kristi Noem contradicts her own agency’s stats and ends up looking ridiculous on air

By Jan 20th
Donald Trump hands out another pardon, and surprise, surprise — it stinks of bribes and MAGA loyalty

By Jan 20th
‘Greatest con artist’: Donald Trump’s ‘God Bless the USA’ Bibles were apparently made in China, and made him a $6.8 million profit

By Jan 20th
‘This guy is so dumb’: Eric Trump tried to celebrate Trump’s illegal boat strike using statistics, but it hilariously bit him in the back

By Jan 20th
‘Because the Chief is in the Epstein Files’: Donald Trump announces tariffs for opposing his Greenland ‘acquisition’

By Jan 20th
Leaked recording of Trump and Macron shows Trump cared less about Ukraine and Russia and more about Nobel Prize bragging rights

By Jan 20th
Canadian PM Mark Carney just admitted to assisting Greenland in the future against America’s aggressive acquisition efforts

By Jan 20th
Donald Trump grins like a 5yo as he gets a second-hand Nobel Peace Prize, but the Nobel Committee soon wipes it off his face

By Jan 20th
Walmart shopper buys Great Value vanilla extract. Then she notices an ingredient that has ‘no purpose’ being in there: ‘Now I can’t buy this anymore’

By Jan 20th
‘Divorce redneck style’: Tennessee man gives wife the house and everything in it in divorce. She’s going to wish she went after his money instead

By Jan 20th
Kansas City woman gets 90-minute massage, tips $25 for it. Then the worker asks her for more: ‘I won’t be going back there again’

By Jan 19th
‘You think I’m friends with your dad?’: Los Angeles Lululemon worker checks out a customer who looks familiar. So she asks who he is—and offends him

By Jan 19th
‘I replaced my Rheem water heater twice within 5 years’: Woman’s water heater goes out—and the warranty’s voided. Then a small business owner steps in

By Jan 19th
‘A packet of soy sauce has more product’: New Jersey woman buys pack of minis from Sephora. Then she sees the insulting Gisou hair oil bottle

By Jan 19th