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‘You’re suckers and losers’: MAGAs with Trump inauguration tickets are no longer allowed to attend the event
By
Kahron Spearman
Jan 19th
‘A weak, fragile person’: Elon Musk roasted for allegedly banning X accounts over criticism
By
Amanda Landwehr
Jan 19th
‘Shut up about China’: MAGAs flamed by a former Republican representative as TikTok ban looms overhead
By
Sarah Fimm
Jan 18th
‘The reason is, CORRUPTION!’: Trump rages over DEI office being shut down by the FBI
By
Sarah Fimm
Jan 18th
‘Press the limits of his presidential authority’: Trump is prepared to override Congress for his own agenda
By
Sarah Fimm
Jan 18th
‘Horrible folks who only care about themselves’: Trump’s Treasury nominee destroyed for refusing to support minimum wage raise
By
Olivia Rolls
Jan 18th
‘They were not Trump supporters’: Trump’s Greenland support revealed to be a lie by eye witness
By
Sarah Fimm
Jan 18th
‘Old, frail, AND fears small crowds’: Trump’s indoor inauguration is roasted by the internet
By
Sarah Fimm
Jan 17th
‘SO FUNNY:’ Justin Baldoni’s complaint against Blake Lively is getting dragged online
By
Rachel Leishman
Jan 17th
‘He is not his own man’: Elon Musk melts down after being called out by a popular streamer
By
Sarah Fimm
Jan 17th
‘Another unhinged post’: Trump’s blacklist meltdown is roasted by the internet
By
Sarah Fimm
Jan 17th
‘Americans are flocking to a number of adversary-owned social media platforms’: Officials respond to RedNote’s overnight rise as potential TikTok ban draws near
By
Olivia Rolls
Jan 17th
‘We’re all gonna die’: Trump’s official presidential portrait is being destroyed by the internet
By
Sarah Fimm
Jan 17th
‘Warn the country’: Trump slammed by Biden in farewell address over ‘ultra-wealthy’ people in power
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Jan 17th
‘We will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN’: Trump childishly boasts his blacklist, hatefully barring individuals from his administration
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Jan 17th
‘Very troubled place’: Trump names controversial movie star as his ‘special ambassador’ in Hollywood
By
Sarah Fimm
Jan 17th
‘Masculine energy is good’: A social media mogul wants more masculinity in modern workplaces
By
Olivia Rolls
Jan 17th
‘Better Man’ interview: Michael Gracey on choreography, Robbie Williams, and that monkey
By
Amanda Landwehr
Jan 17th
Gavin Newsom denies rumors about confiscating Starlink Modems
By
Vanessa Esguerra
Jan 17th
‘No president is immune from crimes’: Trump is dragged by Biden before taking office yet again
By
Sarah Fimm
Jan 17th
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