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MAGA moans as Meghan Markle cooks in white but trusts a man found liable for assault to lead America

By Mar 10th
Jennifer Coolidge unpacks what it was like pulling a Lauren Boebert with Ed Harris in her new movie

By Mar 10th
Did Zelenksyy call JD Vance ‘suka?’ The rumor, explained

By Mar 7th
The JD Vance drag queen picture, explained

By Mar 7th
Donald Trump eyes limitless power with teased implementation of the Insurrection Act

By Mar 7th
Amanda Seyfried revived those rumors of Sabrina Carpenter appearing in ‘Mamma Mia 3’ and fans ‘need this so bad’

By Mar 7th
‘Hamilton’ cancels its Kennedy Center show for one very big Donald Trump-sized reason

By Mar 7th
Lauren Boebert breaks her silence on Al Green waving his ‘pimp cane’ and Trump’s face being on the $100 dollar bill

By Mar 6th
Joy Behar explains why Dems didn’t throw ‘little toddler Marjorie’ out of Biden’s address like Johnson did Al Green

By Mar 6th
Mikey Madison texted Demi Moore after her Oscars upset and promptly squashed any supposed beef

By Mar 5th