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‘Foreign interference’: Greenland seethes as Usha Vance dispatched on stealth propaganda op

By Mar 24th
Prince William climbs into tank near Russian border and delivers ominous warning to Vladimir Putin

By Mar 21st
‘WE ARE LOOKING FOR YOU!!!’: Donald Trump screeches that anyone who harms a Tesla will face decades behind bars

By Mar 21st
‘Deport Elon!’: Republican rep left dumbfounded after Trump voters unleash deafening chorus of anti-DOGE boos

By Mar 21st
Can Donald Trump close the Department of Education?

By Mar 21st
‘Brand tornado crisis moment’: Elon Musk’s Tesla meltdown continues with massive Cybertruck recall and ongoing stock crash

By Mar 20th
‘Deathly serious’: Scientist begs public to take ‘zombie deer’ outbreak seriously

By Mar 20th
Mystery deepens in bizarre case of Georgia twins found dead on remote mountainside, family demands answers

By Mar 20th
What happened to Nancy Pelosi’s nose?

By Mar 20th
This British man slaughtered his family to preserve the innocence of a zombie video game character

By Mar 20th