1. Mediaite
  2. Gossip Cop
  3. Geekosystem
  4. Styleite
  5. SportsGrid
  6. The Mary Sue
  7. The Jane Dough

This Makes Sense

Going Where Some Men Have Only Gone Before in Their Minds: The Sci-Fi Brothel

Share on Tumblr

For all those dudes who write all that sexy, sexy sci-fi fan fiction, there is now a brothel opening in Nevada just for them. The Alien Cathouse — run by the owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Dennis Hof — will feature prostitutes dressed and made up to look like aliens, science fiction characters, and basically everything nerds have ever fantasized about since they discovered their manhood hiding underneath all those fanzines. Grab some Purell, because we’re going to tell you all about it!

Set to open in a couple of months, Hof has purchased an abandoned bordello — and the adjacent gas station and convenience store — and will soon transform it into a brothel full of “girls from another world.” The currently windowless and “disgusting” establishment will soon feature spacious rooms that would make any John Doe Geek weep. And who will be helping transform the ladies into sci-fi goddesses? None other than Heidi Fleiss, whom Hof refers to as the “chief alien design queen.”

Already a reality show star (HBO has a long-running show about the Moonlite Bunny Ranch), Hof is hoping that another prestigious channel — such as Cinemax — will take on the renovation of the old brothel as another reality show. May the odds be ever in your favor, Dennis Hof!

Personally, on its face, whatever your opinion on prostitution is, our question is really this: What about the ladies? As in us? As in those of us who have vivid fantasies about sex with the Doctor while sailing through time and space, or wanting to scream in ecstasy on the deck of the Enterprise? In the captain’s chair? Inquiring minds want to know!

(Las Vegas Review Journal via Geeks Are Sexy)

TAGS: | | | | |


  • Anonymous

    Hmm, very specific examples at the end there Jamie…are you hiding your own fanfic from us? If so, please email it. :)

  • http://twitter.com/HotPinkJoystick Nateal Erickson

    Who says “dudes” are the only ones writing that sexy, sexy sci-fi fanfiction? ;)

  • Allison Cole

    Prostitution is not okay. Whether or not it is legal, as it is in Nevada, studies have shown that it is difficult to regulate its legality, and victims of the illegal sex trade always end up in the mix. Research has found underage sex workers employed everywhere from strip clubs to legal brothels. These women are not consenting adults. I’m disgusted by the possibility that this sort of “high concept” brothel would maybe attract some people to try a brothel who otherwise never would. Geeky role play is awesome, do it! But save it for consenting adults. Please don’t bring prostitution into the mix.

  • Rainbow Nerdette

    I’ve never thought about having sex with the Doctor… A nice Princess in a metal bikini however…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AOFTU2AM7WRZZFDC6SPN4XF6KQ Null

    I always thought fanfiction was predominantly female in authorship; why else would Kirk/Spock be the first pairing to kick off slash?

    Not to mention all the Twilight and Harry Potter stories…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=28601836 Gabrielle Amato

    The women of SWOP-LV would disagree strongly with you. Sex work is real work, and those who choose careers in sex work deserve respect, not paternalistic dismissal of their agency. 

  • Anonymous

    The costume closet alone would keep a photostream busy for years.

    “So, you’re a policewoman now, then?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nika-Kalantar/100001282923942 Nika Kalantar

    Yes, there is a high percentage of non-consentual prostitution out there but we musn’t label all of the people (both male and female) as victims. For every job there are people who die from doing it (emotionally or physically) and those how enjoy it. Be it stripping, phone-sex, pornography or anything else, even those who don’t love the field still have good reasons to stay in it (there was a campaign a year ago, poster with kids holding up sings a la “I’m glad my Mom sent me to college”).
    I am not an expert but I am of the opinion that legalisation of prostitution (it’s not in my country, well, sort of) would slow down the growth rate of ‘social diseases’, so there’s that at least. In any case, maybe if a person visited a prostitute without shame it would stop them from snapping from the stress and doing something awful?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nika-Kalantar/100001282923942 Nika Kalantar

    I keep getting the feeling that the Internet in general is mostly female populated…

  • Anonymous

    I agree that those who choose sex work deserve respect. But I also have reservations because there is a lot of evidence that illegal sex slavery can and often does seep into sex work in the United States, even within a legal prostitution context. It’s not just a “third world” phenomena. We need to strike a balance between respecting and empowering consenting sex workers and making sure that no illegal activity is taking place. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/mrcelectronicrepairs Michael Cota

    That’s Funny I have been called the Doctor sense I was 8 yrs old hahah

  • http://www.facebook.com/Krikkit Brendan Reeves

    Can you please cite your sources for this research?

  • Anonymous

    If they look like that green-skinned ginger I’m going to have to plan a road trip.. :)

  • Just Ed

    As a former resident of Vegas, I can tell you that these are NOT painted humanoids working in the sex industry.  Indeed area 51 is not that far from the “Strip”  and these will actually be interplanetary travelers who are just trying to “get a leg up” in their new lives on Earth.  The bordello owner simply chose not to divulge the recent immigrants true identities.  You know “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!”

  • http://twitter.com/kathy_kitt ksqared

    I have two questions, Which Doctor do you want to have sex with?  I choose the David Tennant.  Second, will the alien from Lost In Space who went after Doctor Smith be an option.  Also, if they have something for women Gary Oldman’s version of Doctor Smith would be on my to do list.

  • Anonymous

    I’m not the original poster but I have some sources if you’re interested.

    http://www.atg.wa.gov/HumanTrafficking/SexTrafficking.aspx 

    http://www.humantrafficking.org/updates/643 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nika-Kalantar/100001282923942 Nika Kalantar

    I may be a traitor to the cause but I always fancied McGann aka the 8th Doctor (it’s the hair, I can’t help myself) but Tennant comes second (Eccleston might bite my head off)

  • http://www.facebook.com/Gorillazfan Emily Hill

    Yeah I mean there are a couple girls I like to bang as I am bi but I want the doctor the tenth to be exact (drools)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VK7U6RFTAUIPW2JR2NGPBP2IYA super

    now i know where to find those Orion slave girls.  Just be careful, you don’t want to end up like captain archer :b

  • Anonymous

    I think it likely that the reason abuse goes on in the sex industry is because the sex workers cannot turn to the law for justice and protection, as other citizens can.  While I don’t think sex work is necessarily a good idea for the workers, I also believe that people should have the right to do whatever sort of work they want, as long as they aren’t hurting anyone by their choice.  The freedom to control your own life when it doesn’t hurt anyone else is what a free America is supposed to be.

  • Charles Ulysses Feney

    POST OF THE WEEK!

    I’d pay for a few light years of “assimilation” with Seven of Nine!

  • Anonymous

    Providing sexual service for women is actually more difficult because it’s harder to do a health check around the genitalia. The Bunny Ranch has the employees physically check a man for any signs of disease before having sex with them. But these checks are harder on women as the diseases are often hiding on or near the cervix (and putting someone in stirrups is, for most of the population, not seen as good foreplay). Because it can be less safe, it’s harder to get around potential legal liabilities. Also, there just isn’t as big of a market for sex workers that cater to women. I think it was Hoff who tried opening up an all male brothel that would only service women a couple of years ago and it did terribly. So you could have men dressed up as any one of the Doctors, but the majority of their clients would still be men.

    But I do agree that it’s still sad that you can’t get your freak on in the Enterprise chair, Jamie. I guess you’ll have to do like the rest of us and make it happen in your own home. 

  • Anonymous

    Most sex work is performed by consenting adults. There is a difference between legalized sex work and the illegal sex trade. Most of the women involved in sex work are consenting adults who made a choice to be there. You just don’t here about them as often because it doesn’t make good news.

  • Anonymous

    Liberals….LOL!!
    They have to pay to get laid.
    Sicko f*cks.

  • http://profiles.google.com/iandavidosmond Ian Osmond

    Well, that will solve the human trafficking worries, anyway.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000175451575 Aldrea Orcinae

    The Doctor? Pssh.  Give me John Crichton, Dr. Daniel Jackson, or Darien Fawkes.
    …Or Wil Wheaton.  (WHOOPS! Did I just say that?)

  • http://silverpixiefly.blogspot.com/ Pixie

    Yes, what about us girls?

  • http://www.facebook.com/1shewolf JoAnna Luffman

    As a Christian Conservative, your attitude not only offends, but paints all of the Right in a bad light. Please attempt to use your bootstraps to get a semblance of an education, then return. Otherwise, go find another bridge to reside beneath.

  • Anonymous

    Only ones? How about who says dudes write fanfiction with decent sex scenes at all? I never seen proof of that.

  • Anonymous

    /For all those dudes who write all that sexy, sexy sci-fi fan fiction,/

    All those DUDES that write nc17 fanfic? You apparently know nothing about who writes fanfic and what. The vast majority of fans writing fanfic is GIRLS. Go to ffn or LJ or AO3 and do your damn research.

    Also, why is this brothel portrayed as awesome on a feminist blog?

  • Anonymous

    As if we needed further proof of the commercial exploitation of nerd culture…

  • Adam R. Charpentier

    There are Christians here?

  • Adam R. Charpentier

    Nerd culture is a commercial industry.

  • Adam R. Charpentier

    Your response is so middle of the road I have to wonder if you’re running for an office.

  • Adam R. Charpentier

    I find it impossible to believe that SOME sex workers didn’t choose their work, not as a last resort, or that SOME sex workers enjoy their work. Broad generalizations ruin quite a few arguments that I would otherwise agree with.

  • Adam R. Charpentier

    There are very few people I have maintained contact with that I met via the Internet and a) most of them are female and b) one of the men was actually a woman.

  • Matthew Lane

    “Prostitution is not okay”

    Actually Prostitution is okay. Not only is it okay, there is actually no legitimate way in which one can be morally oppossed to it, without being anti-sex.

  • Matthew Lane

    “But I also have reservations because there is a lot of evidence that illegal sex slavery can and often does seep into sex work in the United States”

    Except that in places where Prostitution is legalised, sex slavery is still against the law & unlike places where its not regulated vice squads don’t need to waste all there time working over the little operators & can focus on the major crimes like Sex Slavery. Prostitution is a crime you’ll never get rid of ever; its just better to regulate it & make some money off of it at a governemental level (also make it a taxable income).

  • Matthew Lane

    What about you girls? You want a sci-fi brothel, go and build one… Its not like this one for us guys just appeared out of the mists of avalon.

  • Matthew Lane

    Its Geek Chic’

  • Matthew Lane

    Its not a feminist blog.

  • Loren Pechtel

    Really, now???  I’m looking at article #1–the links don’t support the claims he’s making.  This is porn crusader making up tales.

  • Loren Pechtel
  • Anonymous

    How about a genderswapped Doctor Who?  Yeah, thats rockin’ my boat now I’ve said it, lol

  • Anonymous

    To be honest, to this day Tom Baker just has to speak and I start going all goofy and blushing …

  • Anonymous

    This may amaze you, but being a feminist and being sex-positive are not mutually exclusive.

  • Anonymous

    Assuming clientele are not required to be male, I think I might have to start saving up for a trip to Nevada … I’m also getting a little fed up with the assumption that something ‘for the girls’ has to involve men.

  • Anonymous

    Hello, everybody, the good shoping place, the new season approaching, click in. Let’s 
    Facelift bar! 
    ( http://fashion-long-4biz.com )
    Air Jordan (1-24) shoes $33 
    UGG BOOT $50 
    Nike shox (R4, NZ, OZ, TL1, TL2, TL3) $33 
    Handbags ( Coach Lv fendi D&G) $36 
    T-shirts (polo, ed hardy, lacoste) $16 
    Jean (True Religion, ed hardy, coogi)$30 
    Sunglasses ( Oakey, coach, Gucci, Armaini)$16 
    New era cap $16 
    ATO shoes $42 
    Gucci shoes $42 ,prada shoes $40 
    NBA jerseys $33 ,NHL jerseys $29 
    YSL shoes $85 
    Bikini (Ed hardy, polo) $18 
    Accept paypal payment, accept Credit card payments, electronic check payments. 
    FREE SHIPPING 
    ( http://fashion-long-4biz.com )

  • 12voltman1

    Do Republicans Mark Foley and David Vitter ring a bell with you?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Melita-Dees/1481003104 Melita Dees

    Yeah! what about a place for girls? Maybe they want to get with Spock or a look alike. Volcans are cool!

  • 12voltman1

    How would you like me to dress up? With green body paint? 

  • Life Lessons

    Thank you Allison.

  • Life Lessons

    They are everywhere. :) 

  • Anonymous

    Which is article number 1? The resources from the Attorney General’s Office? An embedded article? The second one offers two poins of view. I’m trying to be pretty balanced here.

  • Carmen Sandiego

    There are a LOT of Christian Feminist Geeks, duh.  Or, Adam, we’re you just attempting to be wry?

  • Carmen Sandiego

    This is a sci-fi brothel, already built.  It should cater to women as well. Usually the ladies who work there mostly service men, I’m assuming they would service women, but they should have a couple of guys on hand for those who prefer them.

  • Anonymous

    basically everything nerds have ever fantasized about since they
    discovered their manhood hiding underneath all those fanzines. Grab some
    Purell, because we’re going to tell you all about it!

    For a throwaway line, this is both hetero-normative and sex-shaming. One, who’s to say cis-female geeks wouldn’t or shouldn’t visit a formally-regulated sex worker and two, FFS, a masturbation joke? C’mon now.

  • Matthew Lane

    “This is a sci-fi brothel, already built.  It should cater to women as well”

    Why should they cater to women Carmen? To me thats like saying there are a lot of women only gyms, medical centres & bathrooms: They should now cater to men as well… Because i exist.

    Thats a pretty big case of gender entitlement you seem to have there Carmen. Like i said if you want a sci-fi brothel that caters to women, feel free to go make one, but you can’t expect something not made for you to suddenly pander to your wants & desires on the basis that “you exist.”

    It may very well pander to women as well, but if it doesn’t well i see no problem with that.

  • Matthew Lane

    Then go build your own sci-fi brothel.

  • Adam Whitley

     I watched some doc about the bunny ranch at some point and they did service women because couples would come in. I’m still gonna hold on to the belief that I can get some girl to dress up for free though.

  • Adam Whitley

    Hey there’s always a place for masturbation jokes…..but who would use purell?

  • Anonymous

    It has been for a long time, but you have to admit a brothel that caters to nerds is a pretty watershed moment.

  • Anonymous

    My girlfriend has a phobia about putting anything like body paint onto her skin (even moisturizer) so it’s not in the foreseeable for me … though I’m sure she’d want to come on the trip too.

    Thinking about it, the cheap alternative is for me to dress up as an alien, but I’m just not very good at cosplay :-/

  • Anonymous

    What, no magic realism brothel?

  • Anonymous

    Agreed. I think legalizing prostitution may be the way to “clean up” the world’s oldest profession. As long as we can leave out the pimps so that the women are in charge of their own business as far as who they service, when, where, how much they get paid, etc….Basically, they should be like Companions in “Firefly”.

    I look as it as women have sex for all kinds of reasons. Very few of those reasons have to do with their own sexual pleasure…Many do it just to please their husbands/boyfriends, many do it to get their boyfriend to become a husband, many do it so that their boyfriend will buy them pretty things, many have sex with someone because he bought dinner and they feel bad….Some women have sex for money. How is that less valid?

  • Anonymous

    The very fact that you are on this thread should offend you.
    You must be one of those Pelosi “so-called-Christians” I heard tell about.

  • http://www.facebook.com/LicenseToPimp Surina Strippr

    I guess that if there’s going to be apolocalypse & alien invasions in this coming year, might was well welcome the intergalactic species with some friendly play…

  • http://twitter.com/suburbanmuse Michaela Gordon

    “women have sex for all kinds of reasons. Very few of those reasons have to do with their own sexual pleasure…”

    What?! Oh, ReadsInTrees, how very VERY wrong you are. I’m so sorry you are under this impression, and I wonder how someone in this day and age could possibly believe that.

    Trust me, friend, when I have sex it is most definitely for my own sexual pleasure.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=608895031 Emily Fleming

    Be wonderful if it was like Lady Sally’s House.

  • Anonymous

    Yes, for some women it is for their own pleasure. However, since only about a third of women can have an orgasm from vaginal sex alone, obviously many women are partaking for other reasons. Many women have NEVER had an orgasm, or for other women sex is very painful. Yes, pleasure is ONE reason that women have sex. My point was that the other reasons women have sex outnumber pleasure.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ursus-Trollkin/100001326951534 Ursus Trollkin
  • Adam Whitley

    My recommendation for all things is to just go for it, throw on some crazy costumes and save yourself a couple hundred bucks.

  • Adam R. Charpentier

    If this were the first time had been done, sure, but this idea has been floated in comic books before, in Marvel particularly, as well as in Japanese maid cafes. This is just another version of ordering an escort with a particular hair color…now Johns can ask for green skin to go. Or a Klingon forehead.

  • Adam R. Charpentier

    Ta-da. Thanks. Though I’m not interested in putting foreign body parts in or around my orifices for money, I was sure that there would be folks with fewer learned shames or taboos than I that wouldn’t be opposed to it.

    I’m not very interested in forcing my life choices on other people, plus I do see the appeal of, perhaps, going to bed with a Klingon. Provided the prostitute (male or female) stays in character for the duration, I would imagine the experience being like a bull ride.

  • Adam R. Charpentier

    I am genuinely surprised.

  • Anonymous

    Is there an Ice Pirate’s space-herpes room?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/WTVNNGE4SDI5TZGLIB7U6Z2Y24 ann t

    So PIV is the only “sex” there is, and if you don’t have an orgasm from something, that means it’s not pleasurable. What a myopic and silly thing to say.