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Hot New (Fake) Trailer: Hungry Hungry Hippos Featuring Liam Neeson
by Susana Polo | 1:15 pm, October 8th, 2012
Last week we brought you the news that Hasbro had sold movie licenses for films based on Action Man, Monopoly, and Hungry Hungry Hippos. We accompanied the news with a picture of a sassy hippo. Film School Rejects has done one better.
That said, hippos are considered some of the most dangerous animals on the African continent, usually killing more people in a year than the carnivores you might assume would take that title. Doesn’t make this movie make any more sense, though.
(via BuzzFeed.)
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