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Catwoman is a Playable Character in Batman: Arkham City

If we got angry about this kind of thing we'd be angry all the time

The good news: Catwoman is a playable character in Batman: Arkham City. She’ll have a leveling progression just like Batman’s, where you upgrade her armor, weapons and moves; her character will be integrated into the plot in such a way that you will have to play as her at least some of the time, but with other sections pretty much optional (needless to say, I will be playing them all).

The bad news: that means we get trailers like this.

 

I’m… I’m trying to enjoy this. It’s hard. The first thing this video establishes is her ass and her boobs, and that zipper is pulled down to there, which means she either tapes her boobs or has had a double mastectomy with implants tucked under her pectoral muscles because there’s definitely no bra there and definitely no bounce or fallout, but look at that. Look at her fight. Arkham Asylum was the first Batman oriented thing that made me wish I was Batman and now they’re doing it with Catwoman.

What kiss move? There’s no kiss move. No. No no no no no no no. It’s not there. La la la la lalalala if I cover my eyes it can’t see me. I’m a female Batman fan who plays videogames and I will take what I can get.

(via Bleeding Cool.)

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