My Precious!

Gollum Mourns the Loss of His Precious By Singing “I Dreamed a Dream” from Les Misérables. Like You Do. [VIDEO]

by Rebecca Pahle | 1:15 pm, February 21st, 2013

It took me a few seconds to get into YouTube user Ijameswalters, as Gollum, singing “I Dreamed a Dream” from Les Misérables. But then he changed the “I”s to “we”s and the lyrics started mentioning nasty Hobbitses, and by 3:20 I’d completely lost it.

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Anonymous

“No fish untasted” made me emit such an ugly snort-laugh that the dog woke up and walked over to make sure I was OK.
Anonymous

This is basically the voice everyone expected Susan Boyle to have.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1117234345 Julie Allen

best thing I have watched/heard all stinkin’ day. My sides hurt from laughing so much. Brilliant :)

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