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Game of Thrones Random Death Generator Helpfully Lets You Know How You’d Die in Westeros

Because you wouldn’t live. Let’s be honest here.

The link to the Random Death Generator is here, at Vulture. What’d you get?

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  • Erin Carr

    Dragon snack. I’m surprisingly ok with this.

  • Adam R. Charpentier

    Hm…accidentally roll over too far when sleeping in Eyrie Prison. I suppose that’s after several days of not sleeping. Good deal.

  • Anonymous

    “Tried to put a funny hat on a direwolf.” Awww…but they’re sooo cute. <3

  • Anonymous

    “Knocked off the tower by a flock of ravens.”

    Marginally better than my first thought (“dysentery”).

  • Jennifer Dougherty

    “Suffocated by a sleeping Hodor”

    Oh nooos!

  • Craig Moore

    Hanged for disloyalty to the throne. Considering who sits upon it, I am 100% ok with this.

  • Travis Fischer

    Stabbed to death by ten equally-aggressive armored knights.

  • Anonymous

    “Jaqen H’ghar appears out of nowhere, takes your face, kills you.”

    Valar morghulis.

  • Derek J. Goodman

    Haha! Bored to death by Catelyn.

  • Nicole Elizabeth Currie

    Caught by Cerseri’s side eyes (or something like that).

  • Kediset

    Got my leg axed off by Tyrion. I assume by that it means I couldn’t get to a ‘hospital’ in time o-o

    Direwolf one’s funny :P

    What if it was blank though? I was refreshing to see what else there was and
    one time it came up blank with just the blood splatter

  • Anonymous

    Stabbed by Arya stark for getting in her way. Weirdly i’m ok with that