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A 19-Year-Old Sailor Survived an Overboard Jump From the USS Abraham Lincoln, but Now the Navy Is Demanding He Pay the Price

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 27th
Woman goes shopping for 18-month-old boys’ shorts at Walmart. Then she compares the inseam to 18-month-old girls’ shorts: ‘Girl moms, I’m so sorry’

By Rachel Thomas Aug 27th
The 9/11 Plotters Will Finally Be Sentenced, but the Death Penalty Isn’t Guaranteed

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 27th
FDA Gives Whole Foods Guacamole Recall Its Most Serious Warning After Salmonella Outbreak Sickens Hundreds

By Sky Blanton Aug 27th
Miley Cyrus’ Long-Standing Obsession With August 25 Takes a Somber Turn After the Death of Her Godmother

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 27th
Dolly Parton Spent Her Final Days Mapping Out a Decades-Long Business Empire, Including a Secret Project Locked in a Vault Until 2045

By Terrina Jairaj Aug 27th
The Internet Has Fallen In Love With A “Deformed” Coyote, And Everyone Is Desperate To Find Her

By Sky Blanton Aug 27th
Greg Bovino Believes Trump Administration Wants Him Dead – ‘Proof’s in the Pudding’

By Misty Layne Aug 27th
Starbucks Baristas Are Asking Customers To Skip The Pumpkin Spice Latte

By Sky Blanton Aug 27th
A Man Bit Into Fried Chicken From a Florida Publix, then He Took a Closer Look Inside: ‘I’m Pretty Sure That’s Blood in There’

By Anshu Thakur Aug 27th
Woman Spots ‘Cute Crochet Top’ at a Store, but the Manager Allegedly Declines to Sell It to Her. Apparently Only Skinny Girls Get to Wear the Clothes

By Sanchari Ghosh Aug 27th
A Texas Employee Quit Her Job Mid-Meeting, Then Said Her Manager Repeatedly Told Her ‘Those Are Your People’

By Anshu Thakur Aug 27th
‘I Don’t Recommend Hilton Hotels’: Woman’s Door Opened Without a Keycard, Then the Hotel Tried to Charge Her for a Full Night

By Anshu Thakur Aug 27th
Florida Domino’s driver delivers pizza. Then the customer hands him $30—there’s just one problem: ‘I’m gonna knock him out’

By Melody Heald Aug 27th
With a Looming Midterm Disaster Ahead, Trump Tells MAGA to Use Their Imagination and Pretend He’s Still Running

By Narayani Pradhan Aug 27th
‘Everybody Was Screaming’: California Mom Breaks School Bus Window to Free Child After Driver Locked Kids Inside, Now She’s Got a Vandalism Charge

By Jordan Collins Aug 27th
Republican candidate faces allegations of embellishing his résumé, ‘fabricating’ a career in real estate

By Narayani Pradhan Aug 27th
Cincinnati Woman Buys Dairy Queen’s $5 Mystery Bag. Then She Sees the Unexpected Disclaimer: ‘Should I Get 1 or 2?’

By Umme Tun Nessa Aug 27th
Three Legends Gone in One Heartbreaking Week: Peter Cullen, Dolly Parton and Tim Curry Leave Behind Unforgettable Legacies

By Sky Blanton Aug 27th
‘She Tried to Tell Me It Was Pepper’: Missouri Woman Finds Huge Clump of Dirt in Salad at Texas Roadhouse. Then She Wonders Whether It Was Intentional

By Ljeonida Mulabazi Aug 27th