I’m a cat person and even I know that a beloved cat would be a mere whim away from murdering an entire household with nerve gas, had they the power. All the more reason, according to our robot, to subject them to a rigorous series of tests and record their reactions to face scritches, sunny patches, and pieces of tuna.
At least, that’s what she’s been saying ever since we let that small, furry visiting researcher install a new personality core. Instructions on how to build the cat-friendly companion cube you’ll need for such testing can be found here.
(via Nerd Approved.)