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Star Wars Characters Make Terrible Disney Parks Employees

For A More Civilized Age

R2, we asked you to shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level.

General Grievous was actually the most popular vendor in Hollywood Studios, until it was discovered that all of his lightsabers were illicitly acquired.

Yoda’s passion for topiary arrangements was eventually revealed to come out of an unprofessional level of OCD.

And every thing was going great with the young Queen Amidala until she had to be treated for heatstroke due to improper workplace attire.

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