Internet artist Darius Kazemi, aka @tinysubversions, is the wizard behind the newest Twitter novelty account: The Sorting Hat Bot. The premise is simple. You follow the bot, and you get sorted into a Hogwarts house, complete with a clever, pithy (although sometimes nonsensical) rhyme. The queue to get sorted is fairly long, so just spend some time conversing amongst yourselves and the house ghosts.
Oh, and just in case you were wondering.
Go ahead and follow the account now, and let us know in the comments which house you get sorted into! The world could always use more noble Gryffindors. Just saying.