Welcome to Force Friday, Where You Can Buy a $3,999 Millennium Falcon Bed
I feel a great disturbance in my wallet.
There were some pretty neat toys on display in the unboxing event leading up to today’s “Force Friday” debut of The Force Awakens merchandise, but this one is for serious business only: a $3,999 Millennium Falcon bed that you can buy from Pottery Barn. It’s only a narrow single bed, either because it’s made for a child or they assume you’re about to be single after you spend $4,000 on a Star Wars bed.
But it’s also awesome, so it’s a fair trade. Right?
At that price tag, it’s a little disappointing that the controls appear to be painted on and it doesn’t have any special features, but maybe you can make some modifications on your own to make sure it’s got it where it counts. At the very least, I’m sure race car beds everywhere are weeping over their inadequacy.
Seriously, though, where’s the adult-sized one? I think they’ve underestimated the demand.
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