See, this is the problem with audience participation. Sometimes you get a Luke Skywalker fan. Sometimes you get the young devotee of an ancient and dark religion, brimming with psychic power.
The Star Wars: Jedi Training Academy is one of the Disneyland’s live stage shows, where young kids sign up or get chosen from the audience, kitted out in a brown Jedi robe, taught a few lightsaber moves, and then take a sacred Jedi oath. Shortly afterwards Darth Vader and some troops break up the training (I guess killing younglings is kind of addictive? Maybe if you kill all of them nobody will ever use the word younglings again), and you get to see if the kids keep their oath. In this case, the answer awesomely no.
Oh, and on your second watch through, observe the Stormtroopers.
(via Reddit.)
