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Jurassic Park Reenactment of the Day (Also Marraige Proposal of the Day)

hold on to your butts

Paleeoguy and his girlfriend are both paleontologists who love Jurassic Park, and so obviously nothing would do for a proposal than to reenact the scene in Jurassic Park where Grant is the biggest dick possible to a small child, in the location on which it was filmed (despite it being a very windy day). You crazy kids.

But come on. Who wouldn’t swoon over an honest to goodness fossilized deinonychus claw?

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