Deceive. Inveigle. Obfuscate.
None of you were in a hurry to get to "Home," right?Read More
For Mr. X: "Think of me softly when you say goooodbyeeee"
THE ALIEN BOUNTY HUNTER'S BACK! But Mr. X is dead. I guess this is what they call swings and roundabouts.Read More
"I was no choirboy. I inhaled."
WHY DID NONE OF YOU WARN ME THERE'D BE AN ACTUAL SKINNER SEX SCENE I thought we were friends How could you, you're supposed to be rooting for me, how DARE you Oh and please play "Quagmire" on a loop at my funeral pls tnx byeRead More
"The only things you were abducted by were your rampaging hormones, you punk!"
A Christmas shopping bender and one family birthday 'do later, I'm so zonked I've only done two episodes. Apologies in advance, especially cos there's no way I've done the baffling delight that was "José Chung's 'From Outer Space'" justice. Send help.Read More
"Please explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy"
Ratboy's buried alive in a missile silo. Awkward.Read More
"Great, High Noon in Hong Kong"
Dragging myself away from Jessica Jones to write this is such sweet sorrow but hey! Ratboy's back. And he's brought another cliffhanger.Read More
Mitch Pileggi told me he'd be my beacon in the night. How was your week?Read More
This just went from Mission: Impossible to Mission: In-freakin'-sanity
I'm baaack!Read More
"It's not yet the finely detailed insanity you expect from me, it's just a theory"
I'm taking a brief hiatus due to holidays, and I regret to leave things on the emotional gut-punch of "Oubliette". Skinner, wherefore art thou? I need a hug.Read More
"Thank heaven for happenstance."
Ah, the sweet smell of a (mostly) emotionally non-devastating week. Greetings and felicitations, friends. "Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose" may be one of the finest episodes of anything ever but it has the misfortune to be bookmarked by two decidedly pedestrian ones. Not very fitting, writers. This week's wall of text ahead.Read More
"This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass."
Hello peeps! Slightly late to the party this week, but behold the wall of text that awaits thee.Read More
"I thought nothing gave you nightmares." // "Yeah, well, I was young."
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth, and then She created Dana Scully. "Anasazi", you guys. I have lost the ability to can.Read More
"Not all women are attracted to overly tall, lanky men such as yourself."
[Insulates self with pillows cos she didn't like Humbug very much.]Read More
NO ONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD IS ACTUALLY NAMED TRONDHEIM though.
The conclusion of an epic two-parter which does to Mulder's fragile psyche the kind of damage lately reserved for Scully, and then two episodes so utterly loopy they have to represent an absolute nadir in the imaginations of whoever came up with them. Chunky walls of text (and, full disclosure, some screenshots of deceased onscreen animals) ahead.Read More
"What do you know about zombies?"
Two intense and lengthy recaps ahead, peeps. I hate to leave it on the cliffhanger of "Colony" for a week but, er, you all already know what happens. In the meantime, think of me.Read More
"Anything slightly freakazoid"
Could all the weirdos get in the sea so Scully can have a nice normal work week for a change?Read More
"I seem to recall you having some pretty extreme hunches!" // "I never have."
"Excelsis Dei" can be flushed into the Netherworld with "Fire" tbh.Read More
Disappointingly, "Firewalker" is not a Twin Peaks reference.
This week, volcanic spores and cultists. Standard!Read More