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A Xenomorph Ring That Actually Morphs

Sure, it looks just like the sort of clunky, sci-fi inspired ring that any person might deign to wear about their pretty little finger, but Kilroy’s Attic crafted it with a crazy, secondary, impractical form. Brass knuckles. The jewelry is not recommended for actual use as a weapon, because, well, its so pretty, but also because not a good idea to ask someone to wait for you to unfold your brass knuckles before starting a fight.

(Kilroy’s Attic via Etsy.)

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  • Wendy Whipple

    Not recommended as a weapon because lots of places prohibit the use of them. And it would be a shame if that got confiscated.

  • Anonymous

    Xenomorph skulls are perfect as finger armor rings. I’m surprised no one has done it yet.

  • frodobatmanvader

    Considering what the shape of a Xenomorph’s head is inspired by, it would be fitting to use this against any dicks trying to get the jump on you. XD

  • Magic Xylophone

    Now all it needs is an inner-mouth switchblade.