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There is Nothing on the Internet, Please Accept This Whale Sneezing a Rainbow

As these hapless whale watchers were about to find out, sneezing rainbows was actually the first symptom of a heretofore unknown whale-to-human transmissible virus. They were known as Patients Zero through Seven.