Vincent D’Onofrio is Not the Hybrid Dinosaur of Jurassic World, But He Should Be

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Did we know Vincent D’Onofrio was in Jurassic World? If we did, I forgot. Either way, I’m very happy now!

This is a new viral video put together for the film, and considering D’Onofrio is part of InGen’s Private Security division I think it’s a safe bet to say he’s going to die horribly when things get out of hand. This is why he should just BE a hybrid dinosaur. Named Vincent D’Inofrio.

Speaking of hybrids, a new toy image has surfaced which features another one of the new dinosaurs (besides the already revealed Indominus rex). We’re going to try not to spoil those who don’t want to see it so scroll past the Jeff Goldblum GIFs to get there.

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HybridDinosaurJurassicWorld.org, not affiliated with the film, posted several toy images if you’re interested in seeing others.

Ok, here’s my problem. Of all the dinosaurs you could combine you go with a Stegosaurus and a Triceratops? Probably two of the most easily confused dinosaurs ever? No? Was that just me as a child? Look, this is why we need a real Jurassic Park.

(via /Film)

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