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Vikings Season Two Premiere Picture Recap



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The second season of Vikings premiered last night. And you know what that means: Shieldmaiden/all around wonderful character Lagertha is back. And some other people. Strap on your sword, hop into The Mary Sue’s Viking boat boat, and join me for a pictorial journey through the episode.

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  • http://www.thenerdybird.com/ Jill Pantozzi

    THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

  • Anonymous

    I wish we could now have the entire season of Lagertha kicking ass and also teaching her son how not to grow up to be a poophead. With Ragnar and his poopheadedness appearing once every 3 episodes. For like 35 seconds, tops.

  • Robyn Mann

    You are the best person ever *gives standing ovation until passes out from hand clapping fatigue*

  • Anonymous

    BEST. THING. EVER.

    Ragnar is dumb. So very, very dumb. Lagertha was WAAAAY too good for him, good move dumping his lame ass. Teach Bjorn well, Lagertha, so he may not grow up to be a dumbass mcstupid like his dad.

    D: wait who got custody of athelstan. why is rollo being so emo. Siggy you’re too good for him, go find a new boytoy who is not a dumbass mcstupid.

    Also Floki. Loooove Floki. Soooo much. Seriously, he is the actual best and I just wanna make boats with him forever and talk about stuff.

    Please do these for the rest of the season, this is was beautiful.

  • http://blahblahblahyackitysmackity.blogspot.com/ DAVID WALSTON

    HA! Love the Tom hiddleston cameo!
    We need more Floki and more Goats!

  • Donna Prior

    I didn’t catch the episode last night, but this is way better. I may have to never turn on the TV again.

  • Suzanne Larsen

    the Loki one was the best thing ever!

  • Amourah

    ehhrrmagawwd! Could not agree more.

    I knew I liked Lagertha and Bjorn more than anything else last season. Now I just love them, like for reals reals.

    YA MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE BJORN! The only choice really.

    Also I hope princess whats her face gives birth to a goat. In your face Ragnar!! >:|

  • Anonymous

    I suspect that if she gave birth to a male goat, Ragnar wouldn’t care because he got a son and also he seems to really like goats.

  • http://www.aeryllou.tumblr.com/ Aeryl

    I can understand why it was left out, it doesn’t really fit the tone of the recap(which was the BEST), but I was actually really moved that the show took time to show Ragnar grieving for Geeta. He’s still a butthead, tho.

    I’m kinda pissed that Lagertha left without having ONE conversation with Siggy that wasn’t about Rollo or Ragnar.

    And kudos to Ragnar for not having a fit when Bjorn changed his mind. Still a butthole.

  • Lup Lun

    “Aslaug? Exactly what she sounds like: A slag.”

    I’m sorry. *hangs head in shame.”

  • myverysarcasm

    Awesome recap.

    Lagertha’s the shieldmaiden of my heart.

  • Anonymous

    DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

    I am /dying/. Brilliant.

  • Anonymous

    The Loki photobomb made me LOL so hard. Thank you. I think I’ll just look at these from now on instead of wasting my time watching the show.