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In Which We Make A Terrible Pun

Vanilla Ice Hearkens Back to His TMNT Glory Days, Hawks Mac & Cheese

Because, for all that “Ice Ice Baby” is a musical masterpiece of our (and any other) time, the indisputable highlight of Mr. Ice’s career will always be his appearance in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. This commercial is cheesy in the best way.

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  • Anonymous

    Yeeessssss. Day = MADE.

  • Anonymous

    The kid’s face made this.

  • Anonymous

    On a related note, the new Nick cgi Ninja Turtles cartoon has an awesome female villain (Karai) that is REALLY important both on the first and second seasons and STILL there is no signs of a toy based on her, even with her receiving more backstory and importance than random enemy mutants that got toys very soon

  • According2Robyn

    So now Vanilla Ice is an actor playing a stock boy in a commercial. Looks like he finally found his true calling.

  • Mark Brown

    Ninja, ninja rap!
    Ninja, ninja rap!
    Ninja, ninja rap!
    Go! Go! Go! Go!

  • Eisen

    Ice Ice Baby only was a success (or ‘musical masterpiece’) because it has the distinctive sample from ‘Under Pressure’ – a song from Queen and David Bowie. Honestly, I’m always bugged if the radio plays Under Pressure, and someone says “uhhh isn’t this taken from Ice Ice Baby?!” – bah.

  • Pink Apocalypse

    One is a masterpiece of musical art that can move you to tears.

    Another is self-aggrandizing, cannibalized, disposable junk-pop.

    Why would that bug you?

  • Anonymous

    Here ya go:
    Okay, it’s not an action figure. But it’s a toy.