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Unnecessarily Censored Frozen Makes Jokes For 11-Year-Old You

Or rather, for the 11-year-old version of you that you pretend doesn’t live in your head anymore, but you totally snicker internally at their jokes all the time, and sometimes externally when your good friends are around. And one of them accidentally bought an extra order of dumplings. And they want to know if anyone wants their “dumps.” So you tell them if they don’t want their dumps now, they can always leave their dumps in your fridge.

And then you drink beer and talk about doing taxes because you are grownups.

(via Laughing Squid.)

Previously in Frozen

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  • Anonymous

    That was *****ing great. Smurfing. I said smurfing. Would did you think I said?

  • Emily Neenan

    So funny! Except for the troll talking to little!Kristoff and little!Sven. They’re children, you can’t **** children. … Wait, that works on the original line too. You can’t just keep children, troll-lady!!

  • Harrison Grey

    So where’s the ‘open her gates so I can exploit the riches within’ line?

  • Alice Ruppert

    Unnecessary censorship is such a great thing.