Last night, Tim Schafer of Double Fine Games hosted the 15th annual Game Developer’s Choice Awards to a room full of his peers at theĀ Game Developer’s Conference (GDC) in San Diego. Of course, it would be pretty difficult to make jokes and celebrate the gaming industry without at least mentioning the, ahem, sea lion in the room, and Schafer did so pretty spectacularly. How do we know this? Because all the prominent Gamergaters are losing their shit and calling him a racist. Welp, this oughta be good.
If you’re not able to view the video, here’s what he did: rather than poke funĀ at GamergateĀ himself, he created a sockpuppet accountāusing a literal sock puppet, of courseāto make all the jokes for him, which resulted in this bitĀ when he began to speak about visual art in gaming:
Sock: How many gamergaters does it take to make a single piece of armor?
Schafer: Oh, god, I don’t know.
Sock: Fifty. One to do the modeling, one to do the materials, and forty-eight to tweet that it’s not your shield.
Okay, so it’s definitely not theĀ best joke (and Schafer’s puppet voice is terrible), but at least it works purely on a strictly linguistic, wordplay-centric sense. Armor? Shield? Get it?
But many Gamergaters were not happy about the use of their #NotYourShield hashtag, with which people of color, LGTBQ people, and women tweet about how theyĀ like Gamergate so those whoĀ are against the movement on the grounds that it behaves pretty unfairly to those kinds of people are clearly being disingenuous. (Hey head’s up, we aren’t.) It wasn’t just offensive to themāit was hate speech. And they sure did let the Internet know about it.
Tim Schafer SPECIFICALLY went out of his way to engage in hate speech against minorities, alternate gender identities, and sexualities.
ā Oliver Campbell (@oliverbcampbell) March 5, 2015
I am still at a loss for wordsā¦what Tim did is a huge setback to peace and diversity.
ā Mark Kern (@Grummz) March 5, 2015
By the way, theĀ “Not Your Shield” campaign, despite attracting someĀ real marginalized people who truly believe in the “ethics in game journalism” angle, was reportedly conceived of as a way to deflect genuine criticism from those who specifically got into the movement as a way to spew hate at Zoe Quinn.
if y'all missed @TimOfLegend's joke, NotYourShield is the tag Gamergate made to use marginalized people as shields pic.twitter.com/rLENIYQHPh
— weaponized irony (@alexlifschitz) March 5, 2015
also #notyourshield was purely to deflect when people started calling out #gamergate as misogynistic pic.twitter.com/1RpX737gQf
ā moves like Jaggi (@TheQuinnspiracy) September 6, 2014
Meanwhile, one of the panels that Zoe Quinn spoke at earlier this weekĀ literally required a police presenceāwhich is almost unheard of at GDCābecause of all the death threats she’s gotten since Gamergate began. So, yeah. Forgive me if I’m not grabbing my pitchfork for Schafer just yet.
But enough about myĀ angry mob gear. What do you all think of the joke, friends?
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