Things We Saw Today: It’s the Cover For Thor‘s Annual Issue!

Marguerite Sauvage is a national treasure. Plus, there’ll be stories by CM Punk and Noelle Stevenson! (via Comics Alliance)

• Tor.com continues their end-of-the-year tradition of reading Neil Gaiman’s short story, “I, Cthulhu, or, What’s A Tentacle-Faced Thing Like Me Doing In A Sunken City Like This (Latitude 47° 9’ S, Longitude 126° 43’ W)?”
• According to Geeks are Sexy, Minneapolis, Minnesota will soon be getting the world’s fastest internet. I can only imagine that their city planner must have defeated a tech company’s employees in a game of Cones of Dunshire to secure that kind of speeds.

I, for one, am eagerly anticipating the scene where Jar Jar Binks morphs into a horrifying mutated monster capable of assimilating all organic matter around him. (via Geek Tyrant)

• Twitter might have recently revamped its harassment tools, but according to the Daily Dot it still has a huge problem identifying when rape and death threats occur.
• How many G’s can the Millennium Falcon pull in The Empire Strikes Back? Wired has the answer.

An on that day, humanity received… a delicious snack via their Attack on Titan cookie jar. Yeah, suck it, Colossus, how does it feel to have people chompin’ on YOUR brains? (via That’s Nerdalicious) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?