Yes, yes, he carries Glamdring, too, but shh. Shh. (via Geeks Are Sexy)
- The achievements for Alien: Isolation have leaked. I couldn’t help but notice there’s a no-kill achievement, which is the best news I’ve had all day. It’s like the cherry on the stealth game sundae. (via Uproxx)
- Lori Petty — aka the woman whose appearance caused my partner to scream “TANK GIRL!” while I was watching my favorite Netflix series — will be returning to Orange Is The New Black next season. (via Digital Spy)
- A selfie taken by a crested black macaque is currently at the center of a copyright dispute. Who owns a photo taken by a monkey? (via Tech Times)
- Time Magazine notes that though Game of Thrones ended in June, approximately 300,000 pirated downloads of the series take place every day.