Things We Saw Today: An Iron Man Bath Sponge, for Reasons

What do punches smell like though? For those of you who like your sponges anthropomorphized and frowning, the kit comes complete with lip balm, shampoo, and body soap. Again, someone please purchase this and inform what punches smell like. (excellently spotted by Bleeding Cool)

• Don’t worry, shark fans: SyFy has announced that the third installment in the Sharknado franchise will be tearing up our screens in July of 2105. So much to look forward to! (via io9)
• Peter Mayhew said at San Antonio Comic-Con that Episode VII “will be the best Star Wars film I have ever seen.” (via Blastr)

If you’re ready to go deep Funko, the Mirror Mirror Spock figurine is now available for pre-order.

• Portlandia‘s Carrie Brownstein will be taking over Lost in Austen for the late Nora Ephron. The series focuses on a present-day Brooklynite who finds herself transported into the world of Pride & Prejudice, and sounds like quite our cup of tea. (via Collider)
• NBC’s Peter Pan may have its Smee and Mr.Darling (via Entertainment Weekly)

HartmanArts created this Dr.Seuss style-ode to some of the best pals in the Galaxy. One fish, two fish, red fish, Groot fish?

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