Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Hawking WWF “Rage Pagers” in 1999 Justifies the Entire Existence of Pagers

Our unintentional Flashback Friday entry.
Recommended Videos

Presented without further comment, because The Rock is perfect unto himself and does not need our petty explanations.

Instead, let’s let the man himself explain how we feel about this through interpretive dance:

therock

(via Uproxx)

—Please make note of The Mary Sue’s general comment policy.—

Do you follow The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?


The Mary Sue is supported by our audience. When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn a small affiliate commission. Learn more
related content
Read Article Our Answers Are Coming Soon in ‘The Jinx’ Season 2
Robert Durst in the Jinx
Read Article ‘Fallout’ Officially Renewed for Season 2
A young woman (Lucy) looks over her shoulder while leaving a Fallout vault.
Read Article Here’s A Detailed Guide to Watching the Arrowverse Crossovers in Order
The cast of an Arrowverse Crossover, lined up in a row, includes characters like Mr. Terrific, Sarah Lance, The Flash, Arrow, The Atom and Captain Cold
Read Article When To Expect ‘One Hundred Years of Solitude’ on Netflix
Claudio Catano as Colonel Aureliano Buendia in One Hundred Years of Solitude
Read Article ‘Miss Scarlet and the Duke’ Season 5 Casts a Major New Character—How Will Eliza React?
Kate Phillips as Eliza Scarlet reading a letter in 'Miss Scarlet and the Duke' season 4
Related Content
Read Article Our Answers Are Coming Soon in ‘The Jinx’ Season 2
Robert Durst in the Jinx
Read Article ‘Fallout’ Officially Renewed for Season 2
A young woman (Lucy) looks over her shoulder while leaving a Fallout vault.
Read Article Here’s A Detailed Guide to Watching the Arrowverse Crossovers in Order
The cast of an Arrowverse Crossover, lined up in a row, includes characters like Mr. Terrific, Sarah Lance, The Flash, Arrow, The Atom and Captain Cold
Read Article When To Expect ‘One Hundred Years of Solitude’ on Netflix
Claudio Catano as Colonel Aureliano Buendia in One Hundred Years of Solitude
Read Article ‘Miss Scarlet and the Duke’ Season 5 Casts a Major New Character—How Will Eliza React?
Kate Phillips as Eliza Scarlet reading a letter in 'Miss Scarlet and the Duke' season 4
Author
Dan Van Winkle
Dan Van Winkle (he) is an editor and manager who has been working in digital media since 2013, first at now-defunct <em>Geekosystem</em> (RIP), and then at <em>The Mary Sue</em> starting in 2014, specializing in gaming, science, and technology. Outside of his professional experience, he has been active in video game modding and development as a hobby for many years. He lives in North Carolina with Lisa Brown (his wife) and Liz Lemon (their dog), both of whom are the best, and you will regret challenging him at <em>Smash Bros.</em>