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This is the TARDIS Flying Through the Time Vortex in Dildo Form

Today in your weird sci-fi sex toy news, we have this dildo that represents the time vortex, complete with TARDIS flying along through it, dubbed the TARDIS Tickler. Obviously, sci-fi sex toys aren’t exactly a bare market, but I’m not entirely sure if any sex toy has ever tried to represent the whole of space and time until now. Obviously, there are some NSFW images below.

Dedicated to Kate Bornstein, this DIY dildo is made of silicon, and sports a miniature TARDIS inside. The whole piece is supposed to represent the TARDIS flying through the time vortex, and I think it’s pretty neat that this sex toy is representing time itself, rather than being some kind of elongated TARDIS or sonic screwdriver, like one would assume a Doctor Who dildo would be.

If you’re interested in this kind of product, don’t you worry, as the creator, Kristen Stubbs, is aiming to make another, tidier version.

(Toymaker via Topless Robotless)

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