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  1. Woman Uses The Ol’ “Zombie” Excuse For Assaulting Stranger

    Sorry Officer, my teeth slipped!

    Sure, stories of disturbed individuals acting irrationally can make for amusing headlines, but they're inherently sad, too (no one ever dreams of making the news for driving drunk dressed as Buddy the Elf, but here we are). But one recent bit of weird Internet news comes with a valuable lesson for us all: insatiable hunger for brains does not justify violence.

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  2. Things We Saw Today: Google’s Search Algorithm Has a NSFW Suggestion for How to Eat Sushi

    Totally a faux pas. Unless it is wanker sushi, of course.

    But at what point should I cut a hole in the box?

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  3. New The Walking Dead Season 5 Images Feature Tons of Arms and Juicy Zombies

    I don't know what's going on here, but I like it.

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  4. Do Mermaids Get Periods? or, Explaining The Menstrual Cycles of Various Mythological Creatures

    That is menarche! Er, sorry, malarky. Either or.

    The amount of erotic fiction written about vampires, elves, and mermaids could probably fill up every library in the world, but has anyone ever thought to offer one of these poor souls a tampon? Because I did. Come, speculate wildly with me!

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  5. Zombie Comedy Life After Beth Is Partially Dead on Arrival

    It's a Netflixer, folks.

    Who's excited to see that movie where Aubrey Plaza's a zombie and Dane DeHaan is her human boyfriend! Anna Kendrick is there! And John C’ Reilly! Molly Shannon! Matthew Gray Gubler! Get excited! No, not that excited. Moderately excited. Somewhat enthused. But also kind of bored, too.

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  6. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Movie Crawls Back from the Dead With New Actors

    "Oh, I do say, brains!"

    After a long, strange trip through development hell, it looks like the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies movie might actually come back from the dead.

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  7. Give Us Horror Comedy Life After Beth With Dane DeHaan and Zombie Aubrey Plaza Now

    "The attic, nooooo, why the attic?!"

    I Heart Huckabees co-writer Jeff Baena has stepped into the director's chair with Life After Beth, starring Aubrey Plaza as a somewhat unconventional zombie/metaphor for young adulthood, probably. It comes out on August 15th, and judging by the trailer, it’s gonna be good. If you’re chomping at the brain bit for more footage, below I’ve embedded a clip that hit the ‘web shortly after Life After Beth premiered at Sundance in January.

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  8. The Mary Sue Interview: The Creators of Afterlife With Archie the Totally Scary Zombie Horror Archie Comic

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    The fifth issue of Afterlife With Archie comes out tomorrow, just in time for us to ask some questions of the folks who make the book a reality. If you haven't heard, AWA is an ongoing series about a zombie apocalypse in Riverdale, yes, Archie's Riverdale, and it doesn't shy away from fully embodying the horror genre. Here's our interview with writer Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa and artist Francesco Francavilla.

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  9. Everything You Need To Prepare For The Impending Zombie Apocalypse On A Charm Bracelet

    Braaaaiiiinnnnns

    For just $34.60, Etsy seller PlayBox has everything you need to survive a plague of zombies on one, tiny bracelet (enlarging technology not included). Read ahead for the complete list of necessary items.

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  10. The Zombie Apocalypse Is Already Here and It’s in Red Hook, Brooklyn

    Oh well. Humanity had a good run.

    When you actually sit down to wonder about how news of an actual zombie apocalypse would spread, you tend to assume it'll slowly trickle in on Twitter or blow up after a big CDC press release. You don't think that you'll learn about it from Google Maps, of all places. Alas, truth is stranger than fiction, and the apocalypse is nigh.

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