If we got angry about this kind of thing we'd be angry all the time
Sometimes things happen in the world that make us angry. And sometimes, the things that happen are just so dumb and subtle that we can't even summon the energy. I mean, we have things to do. And if we got angry about everything we'd be angry all the time. That would, for starters, require a lot more coffee.
So last summer Mattel debuted a new line of fashion dolls for girls called Monster High
, where all the characters are the offspring of Hammer Horror monsters. While on the surface I think we can accept that a cross between the cartoon version of Beetlejuice
is just waaay too interesting to not exist; the problem, as Fox News discovered and Jezebel brought to our attention, is in the personal bio of Clawdeen Wolf, daughter of the Wolf Man.
Apparently, Clawdeen knows a thing or two about grooming:
My hair is worthy of a shampoo commercial, and that's just what grows on my legs. Plucking and shaving is definitely a full-time job but that's a small price to pay for being scarily fabulous.