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  1. The TSA Doesn’t Think Washington D.C. Is a Real Place in the US

    ...it is though, right?

    Okay, so you know how Washington D.C. is a real place that exists and humans live there and it's not made up? Well apparently knowing that is not a requirement to work for the Transportation Safety Administration(TSA). A TSA agent detained a journalist because he had a D.C. drivers license, which the agent didn't know was a place in the US.

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  2. So A Guy Got Stuck In a Giant Vagina Sculpture This Weekend

    USA: last in soccer, first in art appreciation.

    The statue Chacán-Pi by Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara has stoically stood watch outside the Tübingen University Institute for microbiology and virology in Tübingen, Germany, since 2001. It also happens to depict a giant vagina. Last week, an American student got himself stuck in it and needed to be rescued by local firefighters. There are pictures. You need to see them.

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  3. Commercial Featuring Creepy Baby Spider-Man is Selling What?

    The idea of the year 2018 is pretty surreal, isn't it? That's when The Amazing Spider-Man IV is slated to come out... for now. Producer Matt Tolmach told Den of Geek that the release date might not be as set in stone, and that the May 4th, 2018 spot might go to another film in the franchise. Waiting until 2019 for the ultimate film in the Amazing Spider-Man franchise? That's surreal. But admittedly nowhere near as surreal as this commercial for Evian of all things. Previously in The Amazing Spider-Man

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  4. Monday Cute: If One of These Sloth Tees Replaced Three Wolf Moon, We’d Be Okay With It

    and let it be known

    Good morning. There is an Amazon retailer that sells shirts of sloths doing various things they probably shouldn't. Like stripping, attacking the Hindenburg, or co-starring in Dirty Dancing. They pretty much all come in women's sizes too. Don't say I never did anything for you.

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  5. Exploding Disney Princesses, Because Really, What Else Were You Going to With These Three Minutes

    Pretty Pretty Princess

    Viewer discretion advised for bloody neck stumps, and probably some inner child wincing. But seriously you owe it to yourself to watch as far as the Belle one.

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  6. Can We Talk About How Riker Sits on Things?

    To Boldly Go

    If only I weren't five foot four, I might be able to attempt this level of badassery in my every day life. Sadly, this executing this maneuver, especially in front of one's superior officer, is recommended to experienced Rikers. Though, as you can see, the beard is optional. (via Topless Robot.)

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  7. The Inevitable Result of Robot Surgery

    The Future Is Now!

    I'll say up front that I have no particular knowledge of the safety of robot assisted surgery, the long-term health effects, or its impact on the medical and patient community, other than the fact that the Wikipedia article on it has no less than four "issues" listed at the top of it and they've all been there since 2010. What I do know, is that this actual commercial is one step away from an actual Saturday Night Live Sketch, and also that they really, really could have come up with a more serious url than one that implies swatting a roomba with a rolled up newspaper. (Also, I just checked, and badrobotsurgery.tumblr.com is totally available, people.) (via I Heart Chaos.)

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  8. TV’s Robin, Burt Ward, Comments on Current Robin Events

    Holy Rusted Metal Batman!

    It’s a terrible choice to kill off Robin. Why bite the hand that feeds you? ... Robin should only die in people's imaginations! Or in a state of primal ecstasy! -- Burt Ward. Well, I can certainly understand Ward's distress over the fate of a fictional character that he's close to, even more when he's responsible for embodying one of the most iconic versions of that character. Although it's worth noting that this isn't the first time this has happened, nor is the current Robin even the same character as the one he played in the television show - Wait, did he say in a state of primal ecstasy?

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  9. Really Weird Cardiac Arrest PSA Takes Place in Zombie Apocalypse

    Braaaaiiiinnnnns

    The point is... the zombies want you alive when they start to eat you. So you know. Try and show a little respect. (via Topless Robot.)

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  10. Medieval Baby Making Complete With Hammer (SFW)

    what is this I don't even

    Unfortunately, this is a "detail of a miniature depicting Nature forging a baby," from around the year 1500, not some depiction of what 16th century Dutch people thought human gestation was like. /sigh I guess history is already awesome enough without that. (via Retronaut.) Previously in What Is This I Don't Even
    • Freddie Mercury is Now an Angry Bird
    • Fashion Label Takes Disney Characters on a Trip to the Uncanny Valley
    • The Avengers' Release in Japan Ignites Controversy

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