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  1. Fifth Underworld Movie Getting Kate Beckinsale and the Franchise’s First Female Director

    Spoopy.

    According to The Hollywood Reporter, Kate Beckinsale is returning to the Underworld franchise for its newest installment. Guess that Avengers genderswap post wasn't enough to convince her that she should be Iron Man instead. Alas.

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  2. Review: Loving Vampire Parody What We Do in the Shadows Is Pure Fun

    What We Do in the Shadows isn’t just one of the best examples of the vampire film in some time… it’s one of the funniest movies in ages.

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  3. Extended Trailer for Vampire Mockumentary What We Do in the Shadows

    "We're werewolves, not swearwolves!"

    What We Do In The Shadows, the vampire roommate comedy from Flight of the Conchords' Jemaine Clement, doesn't hit theatres until February 13th. Right now, that feels like forever. I need these doofuses in my life immediately.

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  4. The Mary Sue Interview: A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night Director Ana Lily Amirpour & Star Sheila Vand

    Talking Iranian lady vampire flicks is always the best.

    A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night is one of the coolest movies of the year. Written and directed by Ana Lily Amirpour, the film stars Sheila Vand as a chador-wearing vampire preying on the men of Bad City in a mash-up of western and vampire film, which is also surprisingly funny and romantic. Vand and Amirpour were in New York this week for the release of the film, and talked about their mysterious character, dangerous love, and the benefits of working with a cat on set.

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  5. Review: A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night Is Weird, Wild Stuff

    A cult classic in the making.

    If the title A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night sounds like the set-up for a joke, you’d be right. The new Iranian-language, American-produced, western-inspired vampire movie is one of the weirdest and funniest movies of this season - which also happens to have a surprisingly compelling love story. The movie is one of the most interesting movies of the year, which features a star0making performance by Sheila Vand and a stunning feature film debut by writer/director Ana Lily Amirpour.

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  6. Stan Lee Has Some Delightfully Old-Grandpa Things To Say About Vampires In New Rant Video

    "Get them off my lawn!"

    I fear that Stan Lee may missed the entire point of vampires in this most recent rant, but I'm not going to be the one to tell him that. He's just so adorable. Just don't try to explain the difference between Frankenstein and Frankenstein's monster next, or we'll probably end up breaking him.

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  7. The Mary Sue Exclusive: Molly Crabapple’s Introduction to Monster Pin Up Girls

    Creator Bobby Timony (The Night Owls) has a Kickstarter going for Monster Pin Up Girls, a hardcover art book and deck of playing cards. And it comes just in the spirit of Halloween. Timony has given us Molly Crabapple's (an awesome creator in her own right) introduction to the book for The Mary Sue readers to get a sneak peak at!

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  8. So Chris Pine Is A Vampire Lawyer Now

    It's got that thing, you know?

    Chris Pine and the people at Funny or Die must have known that if they attempted a serious ridiculous sketch about vampire lawyers, they would be up against some heavy competition—Phil Hartman's classic caveman lawyer, for example, or Harvey Birdman attorney at law. So instead they went in a different direction, and the entire Internet is better for it.

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  9. The Art of the Villain Backstory (and Why Dracula Untold Fails)

    “Son of the devil” my ass.

    Villainous backstories are an... imprecise science. When done well they can imbue a previously simplistic baddie with depth and challenge conventional morality. When done poorly, however, they are frustrating, self-pitying, and utterly off the mark.

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  10. The Medieval Ages Were F****** Terrible: Skeleton Found With Stake Through Chest In “Vampire Grave”

    Modern vampires have it so easy.

    Spoopy news for anyone who romanticizes Ye Olden Times: an ancient skeleton has been discovered in a Bulgarian "vampire grave" with an iron ploughshare hammered through its chest.

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  11. Archaeologists Have Unearthed a Dungeon They Believe Held Vlad the Impaler (AKA Dracula) Just in Time for Halloween

    Who's up for a field trip?

    It's monster season! But how do archaeologists on a restoration effort at a creepy abandoned castle get involved in the Halloween fun—aside from the fact that their work location is basically a Scooby Doo set? Why, they uncover the dungeon that likely held the man who was part of the inspiration for Dracula, of course!

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  12. The Twilight Series Is Coming Back… And the Reason Why Is Actually Pretty Cool

    I know. I'm shocked, too.

    When I read that the Twilight movie franchise was being resurrected with a series of five short films, my reaction was akin to a cat trying to get a hairball out of its throat. But then I read the thing that all the shorts will have in common and... readers, I didn't think I'd ever say this, but... Twilight. I am proud of you.

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  13. Do Mermaids Get Periods? or, Explaining The Menstrual Cycles of Various Mythological Creatures

    That is menarche! Er, sorry, malarky. Either or.

    The amount of erotic fiction written about vampires, elves, and mermaids could probably fill up every library in the world, but has anyone ever thought to offer one of these poor souls a tampon? Because I did. Come, speculate wildly with me!

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  14. Are You A-Were? Underworld Is Getting the Reboot Treatment

    Bloody good fun

    Now that I wrote that defense of reboots, I can't say anything bad about this without being a total hypocrite, can I? I have backed myself into a corner.

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  15. True Blood Finale Recap: Thank You

    Now what will we frantically switch the channel from when other people walk into the room?

    Last night happened, and now, for those of you who couldn't bring yourself to watch or are feeling a little nostalgic for the Bon Temps of yore, here is the last True Blood recap The Mary Sue will ever publish.

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  16. True Blood Fans Took To Twitter To Let Everyone Know Just How Horrible The Series Finale Was

    Grumpy True Blood fans are grumpy. Myself included.

    We'll have Carolyn's True Blood series finale recap up later today but until then, we felt compelled to share a bit of the fan reaction that started popping up on Twitter last night. While some fans certainly enjoyed the closure, others weren't so happy with the snooze-fest (my personal opinion) and weren't afraid to show it.

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  17. The Fault in Our Stars Director May Take On Anne Rice’s Next Vampire Adaptation

    A report claims the newly in demand director of The Fault in Our Stars may be tackling vampires in his next outing. But which Anne Rice book will it be?

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  18. True Blood Recap: Love Is To Die

    If Ginger did it, there's hope for me yet.

    True Blood: shameless crescendos over vampire humping since 2008.

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  19. ScreenBid Auctioning Off True Blood Memorabilia, Soon You Too Can Sit Like Eric Northman

    But where are all the merkins?

    True Blood will meet the True Death in just two episodes but, in a decision that I think is fitting for the show, its grave will be pilfered in the name of vampire swag. ScreenBid will be auctioning off 1,500 items to help us remember Merlotte's, Fangtasia, and Bon Temps, and although Eric's throne will probably be expensive, can you really assign a price to putting your butt where Skarsgård's butt once ruled?

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  20. True Blood Recap: Almost Home

    How dare you, Bill Compton? How. Dare. You.

    Sometimes when watching particularly bananas/bad episodes of True Blood I pause and consider what the plot must seem like to viewers who haven't watched before and aren't indoctrinated in the show's weirdness. Last night I caught myself asking that a lot.

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