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  1. Do Mermaids Get Periods? or, Explaining The Menstrual Cycles of Various Mythological Creatures

    That is menarche! Er, sorry, malarky. Either or.

    The amount of erotic fiction written about vampires, elves, and mermaids could probably fill up every library in the world, but has anyone ever thought to offer one of these poor souls a tampon? Because I did. Come, speculate wildly with me!

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  2. Are You A-Were? Underworld Is Getting the Reboot Treatment

    Bloody good fun

    Now that I wrote that defense of reboots, I can't say anything bad about this without being a total hypocrite, can I? I have backed myself into a corner.

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  3. True Blood Finale Recap: Thank You

    Now what will we frantically switch the channel from when other people walk into the room?

    Last night happened, and now, for those of you who couldn't bring yourself to watch or are feeling a little nostalgic for the Bon Temps of yore, here is the last True Blood recap The Mary Sue will ever publish.

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  4. True Blood Fans Took To Twitter To Let Everyone Know Just How Horrible The Series Finale Was

    Grumpy True Blood fans are grumpy. Myself included.

    We'll have Carolyn's True Blood series finale recap up later today but until then, we felt compelled to share a bit of the fan reaction that started popping up on Twitter last night. While some fans certainly enjoyed the closure, others weren't so happy with the snooze-fest (my personal opinion) and weren't afraid to show it.

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  5. The Fault in Our Stars Director May Take On Anne Rice’s Next Vampire Adaptation

    A report claims the newly in demand director of The Fault in Our Stars may be tackling vampires in his next outing. But which Anne Rice book will it be?

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  6. True Blood Recap: Love Is To Die

    If Ginger did it, there's hope for me yet.

    True Blood: shameless crescendos over vampire humping since 2008.

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  7. ScreenBid Auctioning Off True Blood Memorabilia, Soon You Too Can Sit Like Eric Northman

    But where are all the merkins?

    True Blood will meet the True Death in just two episodes but, in a decision that I think is fitting for the show, its grave will be pilfered in the name of vampire swag. ScreenBid will be auctioning off 1,500 items to help us remember Merlotte's, Fangtasia, and Bon Temps, and although Eric's throne will probably be expensive, can you really assign a price to putting your butt where Skarsgård's butt once ruled?

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  8. True Blood Recap: Almost Home

    How dare you, Bill Compton? How. Dare. You.

    Sometimes when watching particularly bananas/bad episodes of True Blood I pause and consider what the plot must seem like to viewers who haven't watched before and aren't indoctrinated in the show's weirdness. Last night I caught myself asking that a lot.

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  9. Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles Rights Secured by Universal, More Vampire Movies Incoming

    Too! Too many vampire movies! Ah ah ah ah.

    It looks like Universal Pictures and Imagine Entertainment have sympathy for the devil: They—along with Brian Grazer—have secured the rights to Anne Rice's entire series of Vampire Chronicles novels. Although, the only way they'll ever have time to make movies out of all those books is if they're undead immortals.

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  10. Guillermo del Toro Swears He’s Still Working on His Justice League Dark Movie, Says Traditional Vampire Stories “Never Peeled My Banana”

    He is a light in dark places.

    Things we know about Guillermo del Toro: He's persistent, as evidenced by the fact that he's still determined to make his Justice League Dark. He's probably not the hugest fan of Twilight, judging by his take on vampire movies. And he is pure of spirit and destined for a front-row seat in heaven, because he used the phrase "never peeled my banana."

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