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  1. Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day. Here’s Jack Sparrow. On a Unicycle. Playing the POTC Theme. With Bagpipes. That Are On Fire. [VIDEO]

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    Oh, Unipiper. I love you so. Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, mateys. Yarrrrrgh. (via: Laughing Squid) Previously in the Unipiper

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  2. Let Unicycling Darth Vader Serenade You With Flame Belching Bagpipes

    After all, it is Saturday morning. Previously in What Is This I Don't Even

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  3. Darth Vader Plays Star Wars Songs On A Flame-Shooting Bagpipe While Riding a Unicycle [Video]

    I... what? Okay.

    Brian Kidd, AKA the Unipiper -- called this because he plays bagpipes whle on a unicycle -- has long been a cult figure in the wonderfully weird city of Portland. Now it appears that he's stepping his game up for the geek crowd. What a time to be alive.

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  4. Fire-Breathing, Bagpipes-Wielding Dragon on a Unicycle Plays the Game of Thrones Theme Song

    the internet is serious business

    This video is exactly as strange as it sounds. I cannot do it justice. Check it out. (via Geeks Are Sexy)

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  5. Three Hundred Lives of Men Gandalf Has Unicycled this Earth [Video]

    Fans of The Lord of the Rings each have their own special way of celebrating the countdown to yet another film installment of their favorite franchise. Some opt to dress like hobbits and refuse to shave their feet until opening night, and others devote themselves to speaking nothing but Elvish for any and all social interactions. Portland's hometown hero the Unipiper, on the other hand, takes it one step further by combining his famous schtick -- playing the bagpipes whilst riding a unicycle -- with his reverence for Gandalf the Grey. What we ultimately get is too much nerdiness for one video to possibly contain!

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  6. Does Gandalf Ride A Unicycle While Playing Bagpipes In The Hobbit? No? Well Here’s What That Looks Like.

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    Reviews for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey have started to make their way online but I'm avoiding them so I can't say with confidence whether or not the film includes Gandalf playing the bagpipes while riding a unicycle. But like, that sounds like something you'd want to see, right? Though I will express how awesome I think this is, I think he missed an opportunity by not dressing as Bilbo because then he could call himself Bilbo Bagpipes. (va Mental Floss) Are you following The Mary Sue on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, & Google +?

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