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  1. Ubisoft Is Now Offering Free Games to Make Up for Assassin’s Creed Unity Bugs

    If you survived the hair monster, you can now claim your prize.

    Ubisoft is making good on promises to compensate for Assassin's Creed Unity bugs with free stuff. Now they've launched a site for you to get a free game out of it.

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  2. Assassin’s Creed Unity Really Can’t Animate Women or Anything Else Actually

    Glitch city and they're the mayor!

    Remember when Ubisoft was all, "We can't include women in Assassin's Creed Unity because they're too hard to animate?" Tons of nightmare-inducing glitches from the new game prove that women are, in fact, much to difficult for the game studio to render—like the above image, from Reddit.

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  3. Today’s Assassin’s Creed: Unity Reviews Shouldn’t Make Us Feel Such Schadenfreude, But They Do

    Sacre bleu!

    As much as the public loves a snark-filled takedown, not a single reviewer truly enjoys wasting their time watching movies, playing games, or reading books that are not good. But. But.

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  4. The Cats In Assassin’s Kitty Unity Are Cute, But Deadly

    Meow is the moment of your demise!

    Sure, Assassin's Creed games are pretty fun, but you know what would make them better? The same thing that makes literally everything better: kitties. Keep in mind, though, these are definitely all boy cats. Lady cats, their bone structure is just too hard to animate. I heard they did hire a parkour expert to train the boy cats, though, so there's that.

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  5. Ubisoft Announces Assassin’s Creed DLC Starring a Woman From 16th Century China

    Apparently women are easier to animate if you only use two and a half dimensions.

    It's no secret that AAA games have a problem with both gender and racial diversity, and that Ubisoft in particular has gotten a lot of heat for saying some dumb things about their inability to address these concerns in their Assassin's Creed series. But it's okay, guys! Now they've announced a new game featuring a woman of color! Sure, it's a sidescroller that you can only play if you buy it as DLC for Assassin's Creed Unity, but—wait, no, that's still frustrating.

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  6. Things We Saw Today: Monkey Island LEGOs!

    That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!

    Tumblr'r Chris Healy ran into these two on-point gals cosplaying as the female assassins from the upcoming Assassin's Creed Unity. Take that, "too hard to animate." (via Tumblr)

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  7. Hundreds of Game Developers Sign an Open Letter to End Hate in the Gaming Community

    Be excellent to each other.

    It hasn't exactly been a great time to be a gamer lately—except for huge, gross gaming trolls, who seem to be having a blast taunting people, making threats, and generally being the worst. But those trolls are now the target of an open letter from the gaming community's creators to its fans, asking them to end intolerance for the good of everyone.

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  8. One Animated Woman: American Ninja Warrior Champion Takes on Assassin’s Creed Obstacle Course At SDCC

    Go ninja, go ninja, go!

    Shhh, nobody tell Ubisoft.

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  9. Ubisoft’s Far Cry 4 Contest a Far Cry From Good

    A disaster just waiting to happen.

    Ubisoft announces a contest for fans of Far Cry 4 to win a trip to play the game from the top of Mount Everest. This seems like a bad idea all around.

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  10. The Voice of Ellie From The Last of Us Has A Few Choice Words For Ubisoft & Assassin’s Creed

    No arguments here.

    The best thing to come out of Ubisoft saying some very foolish things about the all-male roster in Assassin's Creed: Unity has been the outpouring of industry pros talking about it. Well, that, and the cosplay.

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