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turtles

i swear by my pretty floral bonnet i will end you

Fiendish Turtle Smuggler Tried to Steal Over 10% of an Entire Species

I can’t decide whether to go for the Han Solo reference or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reference. This story has broken my brain.

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Vital Information for Your Everyday Life

Experiment Reveals 6% of Humans Casually Murder Rubber Animals

Other lessons gleaned from this vital research:

  • 94% of drivers are boring.
  • You’re way more likely to intentionally create roadkill if you drive a truck or SUV.
  • Don’t leave ponytailed guys alone with your rubber snake.

(via Mad Art Lab.)

i'll just leave this here

Over 1,000 Turtles Slowly Escaped From Captivity And Not A Single Person Grabbed A Camera

More than 1,000 turtles escaped a turtle farm in northwest Georgia this morning after vandals broke down the fences surrounding their turtle ponds. According to local authorities, a mix of  snappers, Eastern paints and yellow-bellied sliders ambled directly to nearby ponds and creeks.

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