That's all well and good, but let's be real -- what I need is something that can get me upgraded to purgatory in the first place.
Are you hoping to go to Heaven, but pretty sure you won't get in, like, right away? I know that feel, bro. If that's the case -- and if you're Catholic -- we've got good news, because you can now get some time knocked off your stay in purgatory by following the events of the Church's upcoming World Youth Day on Twitter. Thanks to the magic of plenary indulgences, participating in the rites and festivities of the confusingly named week-long festival that kicks off next Monday in Brazil over social media can get purgatory-bound Catholics into heaven just a little faster.