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The Lord of the Rings

  1. Things We Saw Today: The Lord of Gifts Is Active On Etsy

    Sure, Ted next door has a pool. But The Nazgûl don't care about pools.

    'Fess up. Which one of you bought the single One Ring fire pit available on Etsy, and why have you not invited the rest of us over for s'mordors?

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  2. According to Game Developers, There Are No Pumpkins in Middle-Earth

    Halloween is ruined! *sobs*

    Some good news for that small subsection of people who wish hobbits were real, but who also get real sick of the annual invasion of gourd-based decoration every autumn: if you lived in Middle-Earth, you would be safe from the all seeing eye of the pumpkin spice, because pumpkins don't exist there. Okay, but they must have them in Valinor, right? Otherwise what's the point of even going?

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  3. Things We Saw Today: Chewbacca Dog Comes With His Own Bandolier

    Baby got 'bacca.

    This costume reportedly won third place at a Petco Star Wars Contest, which begs the question: who won first? If you happen to have an adorable walking carpet of your very own, Petco actually sells a Chewbacca dog hoodie.

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  4. Lincoln Center Is Screening the Entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy With a Live Orchestra Doing the Music

    Gandalf take the wheel!

    New Yorkers, be prepared to be sad that you don't have more money. Non-New Yorkers, prepare to be sad you don't live in New York. Lincoln Center is hosting what very well may be the best Lord of the Rings screenings of all time.

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  5. Things We Saw Today: In Space No One Can Hear You Sleep

    Etsy user CBedroom is selling some beautiful looking space bedding sets in their shop. My only worry is I'd wake up from an afternoon nap and think I fell through a wormhole.

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  6. Things We Saw Today: A Painted Leather Bag End Bag Fit For Any Baggins

    There and bag again?

    Baby got bag?

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  7. Sophie Turner Talks About How Game of Thrones’ Sansa Stark Is Kind of Like Gollum

    Lemon cakes are kind of like fish, right?

    Okay, nerd-quiz time: if you were going to start drawing comparisons between Lord of the Rings and A Song of Ice and Fire, who would be Sansa? After all, there are only three major female characters in the whole trilogy. Leave it to Game of Thrones actor and number one Sansa Stark fan Sophie Turner to come up with a really twisted and awesome idea.

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  8. Things We Saw Today: Gandalf’s Weapon Of Choice

    One cannot simply pun into Mordor.

    Yes, yes, he carries Glamdring, too, but shh. Shh.

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  9. Sean Bean Talks Dragonriders of Pern, Ned Stark, Burying A Bear With Nicolas Cage

    That is not a euphemism.

    Earlier this afternoon Sean Bean got on the Horn of Gondor took to Reddit for his first-ever Ask Me Anything to discuss past roles, his new show Legends, and what happens when Nicolas Cage gets inebriated around bear skulls. Onto that last item first.

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  10. Things We Saw Today: A Precious Pack of Pikachus

    Say that five times fast.

    I want to go to there.

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